100 Greatest One-Liners: Before The Kill

2016-ж., 31-мар.
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Thanks to our friend Jeff Grettler for the great idea! - twitter.com/jeffgrettler
Film List (in order of appearance):
Independence Day (1996)
Predator (1987)
Scarface (1983)
They Live (1988)
Dirty Harry (1971)
Terminator (1984)
Cobra (1986)
Invasion U.S.A. (1985)
Action Jackson (1988)
True Grit (1969)
Stargate (1994)
Friday The 13th (2009)
Indiana Jones And The Temple Of Doom (1984)
The Mummy Returns (2001)
Team America: World Police (2004)
Star Trek (2009)
Evil Dead II (1987)
Silent Night, Deadly Night Part 2 (1987)
Air Force One (1997)
Commando (1985)
Die Another Day (2002)
Die Hard (1988)
The Rock (1996)
Leon: The Professional (1994)
The Heat (2013)
300 (2006)
Die Hard 2 (1990)
Star Trek III: The Search For Spock (1984)
GoldenEye (1995)
Moonraker (1979)
Robocop (1987)
Tremors (1990)
Wolverine (2013)
True Lies (1994)
Casper (1995)
Judge Dredd (1995)
The Lion King (1994)
The Lord Of The Rings: The Fellowship Of The Ring (2001)
Wild Wild West (1999)
The Matrix (1999)
The Boondock Saints (1999)
The Dark Knight (2008)
Batman (1989)
Batman Begins (2005)
Superman/Batman: Apocalypse (2010)
Death Wish 2 (1982)
The Outlaw Josey Wales (1976)
Stone Cold (1991)
Army Of Darkness (1992)
The Nightmare Before Christmas (1993)
Big Game (2014)
Con Air (1997)
Die Hard 2 (1990)
Dr. No (1962)
The Dead Pool (1988)
Equilibrium (2002)
From Dusk Till Dawn (1996)
Harry Potter And The Deathly Hallows Part 2 (2011)
Hot Fuzz (2007)
Jaws (1975)
Last Action Hero (1993)
Live And Let Die (1973)
Pulp Fiction (1994)
RoboCop (1987)
Scott Pilgrim Vs The World (2010)
Scream (1996)
Star Trek: First Contact (1996)
Star Trek: First Contact (1996)
Star Wars (1977)
Terminator (1984)
Terminator 2: Judgement Day (1991)
Terminator 3: Rise Of The Machines (2003)
WALL-E (2008)
The Lord Of The Rings: The Return Of The King
The Princess Bride (1987)
Transformers (2007)
Tomorrow Never Dies (1997)
Unforgiven (1992)
Avengers: Age Of Ultron (2015)
Blade (1998)
Clear And Present Danger (1994)
I Come In Peace (1990)
X-Men (2000)
Sudden Impact (1983)
Eraser (1996)
Heist (2001)
Highlander (1986)
Maximum Overdrive (1986)
Night At The Museum: Battle Of The Smithsonian (2009)
The Condemned (2007)
Child’s Play (1988)
The Rookie (1990)
The Running Man (1987)
The Running Man (1987)
The Running Man (1987)
V For Vendetta (2006)
The Thing (1982)
The Outlaw Josey Wales (1986)
The Karate Kid II (1986)
Iron Man 3 (2013)
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    Burger FictionBurger Fiction4 ай мурун
    • I’m going to make this pencil disappear. TA DA!

      Jake ZacariasJake Zacarias13 күн мурун
    • Hi what name of movie at 4:32

      Christian LeeChristian Lee20 күн мурун
    • Is this part 10:05 is the X-Men Movie?

      Joey EcongJoey Econg22 күн мурун
    • 4:35 lol

      leojackeleojacke27 күн мурун
    • oh man you even got a clip from Stone Cold in there! i don't think enough people saw it 😂

      ryan phillipsryan phillipsАй мурун
  • "McBain!!!"

    Super Pal1994Super Pal19943 саат мурун
  • Fill your hands you son of a *****

    Khan TalhaKhan Talha4 саат мурун
  • Wheres the "you forget a thousand things everyday, how about you make sure this is one of them?"

    TNTTNT5 саат мурун

    Michael StaatsMichael Staats11 саат мурун
  • Skibbity bop m dadada

    Marucanah_Marucanah_12 саат мурун
  • The Karate Kid II one is still funny to me.

    Random Guy on the InternetRandom Guy on the Internet13 саат мурун
  • A few of these don't count because they don't die

    dragon shopperdragon shopper13 саат мурун
  • 1:28 what movie is that

    ErickaEricka16 саат мурун

    JazzSolo 84JazzSolo 8416 саат мурун
  • Game over from saw should be here

    Jt MandersJt Manders17 саат мурун
  • What i think u should have Heathers: you know what i want babe? Cool guys like you out of my life Jurrasic park: clever girl

    ThegrimreaperThegrimreaper19 саат мурун
  • How could you forget Arnold’s one liner from the first predator movie when he throws his knife at this dude and says “stick around”

    TheRisibleTheRisible20 саат мурун
  • 4:35 laughed so hard XD

    andri joosep tammandri joosep tamm20 саат мурун
  • Running Man. That is all I'd like to say. Running Man.

    sgunesgune23 саат мурун
  • Where's Alien, Lethal weapon and Rambo?

    Margus LinnakiviMargus Linnakivi23 саат мурун
  • some on this list weren't actually kills

    Loki BottleoffLoki BottleoffКүн мурун
  • 7:09 that officer sounds like a older version of a British kid (yes I can make that joke couse I am British)

    The WebMasterThe WebMasterКүн мурун
  • “You get what you fucking deserve!”

    A DeveloperA DeveloperКүн мурун
  • "You believe in jesus" One of the greatest

    D` King Y_KD` King Y_KКүн мурун
  • They forgot PRIME TIME

    angelic demonsangelic demonsКүн мурун
  • If you included games “Ok here I come!” “Da da da, da da da da da da da!”

    Loud Bois Volume 9000Loud Bois Volume 9000Күн мурун
  • “Long live the king” *dramatic music “Gaaah!”

    Loud Bois Volume 9000Loud Bois Volume 9000Күн мурун
  • Stabs pencil into table "Now I'm going to make this pencil dissappear" Shoves guards head into pencil

    Landslide 60Landslide 60Күн мурун
  • Daniel larouso never killed nobody

    Cade CameronCade CameronКүн мурун
  • Chucky didnt get killed getting burned, boy!

    julian The progamerjulian The progamerКүн мурун
  • That man's face when he realized he had his gun lol

    BBboomerBBboomerКүн мурун
  • THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!!!!!!!

    Cade CameronCade CameronКүн мурун
  • time to find out if you know whos that's from you are certified a nerd

    vortex _shockwavevortex _shockwaveКүн мурун
  • they don't make them [movies] like they used to... Sadge

    EdgySanTTVEdgySanTTVКүн мурун
  • "No more Mr. Knife Guy." I always think of Alice Cooper. 😄 "You gotta cock it, mofo." Can't believe he said that in front of a kid. 😨 "No sequel for you." He's not wrong... 😅 "I was born yesterday." 😄

    Joni RoxanneJoni RoxanneКүн мурун
  • Arnold a is a bad ass

    Thedorkygamer BoyThedorkygamer BoyКүн мурун
  • 7:11 he doesn’t die though

    Commander CluckzCommander CluckzКүн мурун

    aakuli manaakuli manКүн мурун
  • What is a one liner ?

    JuniorEatsGrassJuniorEatsGrass2 күн мурун
  • 2:57 best one ☝️

    W WW W2 күн мурун
  • “ Arigato, Gyro.. “

    Aura Needs Mental HelpAura Needs Mental Help2 күн мурун
  • Scar

    Black NightBlack Night2 күн мурун
  • You mispelled " 100 greatest movie"

    ShiningforcekingShiningforceking2 күн мурун
  • yippee ki yay _________

    SpirituccSpiritucc2 күн мурун
  • What movie 1:47?

    Andrew AbrahamAndrew Abraham2 күн мурун
  • The first one is the absolute best

    CaptainRemixerCaptainRemixer2 күн мурун
  • Where’s to slow from fast and furious 7

    Fishy fortnite botFishy fortnite bot2 күн мурун
  • Hail to the king, baby

    ender alterationender alteration2 күн мурун
  • This is for Mathilda.

    Veli-Pekka KultanenVeli-Pekka Kultanen2 күн мурун
  • "no man can kill me" "I am not man" *stab* my favourite one

    Another Not Good NameAnother Not Good Name3 күн мурун

    Another Not Good NameAnother Not Good Name3 күн мурун
  • "welcome to slavery' "no thank you, i already have a wife" Daaayyuuummmn.....

    Toxic CocoToxic Coco3 күн мурун
  • Stupid title. These are NOT one-liners, they are catch-phrases.

    Archer CArcher C3 күн мурун
  • I wasn't even alive in 2006 yet I still wanna go there

    IndigoIndigo3 күн мурун
  • "Astalabista Bebehhh"

    ShynuoShynuo3 күн мурун
  • I came here to chew ass and and kick bubblegum I'll wait I'm all out of ass

    TheMinecrafterTheMinecrafter3 күн мурун
  • Nick Angel didn't kill the guy

    The_IronReaperThe_IronReaper3 күн мурун
  • You get what you fucking deserve

    Ice cream truck GangIce cream truck Gang3 күн мурун
  • Y'all didn't have to do Mufasa like that

    Regina's ArtRegina's Art3 күн мурун
  • what about v for vendetta when creedy kills the high chancellor, he looks in his eyes and says "disgusting" and shoots him in the brain

    Lonzo's Spray PaintingLonzo's Spray Painting3 күн мурун
  • You missed "I like your cut g"

    Tristan O'FlahertyTristan O'Flaherty3 күн мурун
  • kung fu panda skadoosh is sorely missed

    ali adjietali adjiet3 күн мурун
  • Ten most depressing one liners: That’s one less loss end.

    Ghosty 680Ghosty 6804 күн мурун
  • Still sad that Jazz died

    KYCrusher1KYCrusher14 күн мурун
  • Anything that is just "[blank] this!" Is lame as fucc.

    Jane MatthewsJane Matthews4 күн мурун
  • an original one liner i just thought of is a villain is trapped by a trap thats a dark large room and saying "its so dark, i need light" and then the hero says "ill give you two lights, the light from the gunfire and the light from the fire youll see in hell." anyone can use it idc

    Kollin KollinKollin Kollin4 күн мурун
  • 0:33 what movie is that

    Me.noah88Me.noah884 күн мурун
  • So the number one line before a Kill in my book which did not feature on here is ........Jaws smile you son of a bitch!!!

    Marty ManMarty Man4 күн мурун
  • G A R B A G E D A Y

    TK -421TK -4214 күн мурун
  • “Call an ambulance!” “But not for me”

    SeniorJrSeniorJr4 күн мурун
  • More like 100 -Greatest- Assorted One-Liners: Before The Kill

    bjscagglesbjscaggles4 күн мурун
  • Dew it.

    VIP.!VIP.!4 күн мурун
  • H&K MP7 5:53

    Pino SaurioPino Saurio4 күн мурун
  • “Say hey to mommy in HELL” Me favorite one liner

    JustkiwiJustkiwi4 күн мурун
  • Is it just me or does the guy at 1:46 look like the odd 1s out

    Sean MartinSean Martin4 күн мурун
  • Me after coming back to this video for the 50th time: hello boys I’m back!

    Sean MartinSean Martin4 күн мурун
  • I guess he was born yesterday

    Jesus_ L0verJesus_ L0ver4 күн мурун
  • 8:15 Hans shot First 👍

    Alexandre JuniorAlexandre Junior5 күн мурун
  • I had the ad with the sheep from the bed commercial and thought he was going to die

    the most random C.Athe most random C.A5 күн мурун
  • 8:02 he ran out of scooby snacks

    Ash BowieAsh Bowie5 күн мурун
  • Karate kid wasn’t a kill though

    Luke WoodsLuke Woods5 күн мурун
  • Don't son, that gun is loaded

    Anthony RodriguezAnthony Rodriguez5 күн мурун
  • I said “ uno reverse card “ and he slapped himself. this is a joke

    B.U.GB.U.G5 күн мурун
  • Charles: This is the Greatest PLAAAAAAAN

    Colin ZColin Z5 күн мурун
  • Not one Blade reference. Smh

    jmanmarcusjmanmarcus5 күн мурун
  • 8:29 he didn’t die there

    Master Chief 117Master Chief 1176 күн мурун
  • Really? Casper

    AcerdLyCalm _AcerdLyCalm _6 күн мурун
  • "honk" - Danny L.

    Leeandra KeenLeeandra Keen6 күн мурун
  • Cocainum

    Ben ThaxterBen Thaxter6 күн мурун
  • HELLO BOYS! IM BAAAAAACK! -Russell, Independence Day

    William KaplanWilliam Kaplan7 күн мурун
  • You should have gone for the head

    ArmiArmi7 күн мурун
  • I can’t hear the one at 4:00 what is it

    IsabelleBtwIsabelleBtw7 күн мурун
  • Probably my favorite one-liner 5:25 "You know in a moment like this I think of my father's last words, which were... don't son that gun is loaded"

    MickTheTwitMickTheTwit7 күн мурун
  • Man captain prices should be amazing when he kills zackahev. “Are you going to kill me Price?” “No, but the fall will.”

    A personA person7 күн мурун
  • Hasta la vista baby

    CheliodasCheliodas7 күн мурун
  • "Assimilate this" followed by Han shooting first... Never has a 👍 been so well earned.

    maxzeecoolguymaxzeecoolguy7 күн мурун
  • I like the lego version of vision's quote as in the lego version Vision finishes ultron off with a pacifier.

    Garret SiercksGarret Siercks7 күн мурун
  • ‘Some motherfuckers are always tryna ice skate up hill’ We have a winner

    Thomas YoungThomas Young7 күн мурун
  • Damn can’t believe he put the lion king

    Paul ShenkerPaul Shenker7 күн мурун
  • You should include this one from Transformers: Prime : "You took my voice, now you will never rob anyone of anything ever again!"

    Кирилл СеменовКирилл Семенов8 күн мурун
  • Man i cant believe they had to do that to my boy shaggy at 8:02

    CTJugador CarrenoCTJugador Carreno8 күн мурун
  • Can you fly Bobby?

    glen cecilglen cecil8 күн мурун
  • So...who shot first again? :D

    Luke ERRORLuke ERROR8 күн мурун
  • im going to make this pencil, disappear

    garbgegarbge8 күн мурун