We were supposed to rest today but I wanted to try and tell 5 bad jokes in 60 seconds. It sounds like I drank 5 bowls of coffee...but it’s just my natural high.
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Love you Pluto and your brilliant mom
😂😂😂 the last joke cracked me up.
Let’s vote for Pluto for Dog of The Year!!!! Or KGworldr of the Year!!!!
Can Pluto make a video geared toward my special needs population? I work with special needs high school students. Maybe some funny jokes? That would be so great! Thanks!
Anyone else telling those jokes I probably wouldn’t chuckle but Pluto uh she had me laughing, too cute.💖🙏🏻
Pluto, you are so so too much sparkle, laughter and joy that our sadness gets shredded and the Rainbow appears. I so look forward to this star dust that is sprinkled thru the internet and straight into my heart . You never fail to make me smile and fall off my sofa with laughter. The birds outside my window are starting to look at me a little strange and gathering in numbers and tweeting up a storm. Pluto, should I be concerned?
Pluto, you are one cutie patootie!
I love lil' Pluto, she is so cute. I have seen others try to copy her, but they don't make me laugh as Pluto does. Thank you for having her come to my house and give me giggles...
too funny
Pluto girl oh, your worst jokes are my favorite jokes every single day that I got to hear you you make me smile. Thank your mom and her white stripe and give extra love to your family I know that all the way from New York to Canada we are sending you belly rubs and lots of kisses and we hope you love them because we love you
Lmao-These were actually pretty funny are you thinking of becoming a standup dog comedian?! I would prefer you remain my dog -Google
I meant to say dog-guru!!I lovely,Pluto!!!💕💕💞🥰💞🥰🥰🥰😽💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋
I meant to say my dog-guru!The iPhone dictation program really sucks… I love you Poluto!💗💗💞💞🥰🥰💕🥰🥰😽💋💋💋💋💞💞💕💕💕
This is a pleasure right now! Makes me cry laughing! You go Pluto and your mom!
Pluto... where are you? We miss you ❤️
Pluto you are silly. Silly & beautiful❤
luv ur dog!!
Pluto I love you sooooo!
OMG Pluto, you’re hilHAREious!! Thanks for making me smile 😃 ❤️
What did the egg say to the boiling water Pluto? Egg- you're gonna have to get really hot to get me hard cuz I just got laid . Happy Easter Pluto! ! 🐰🐔🐣🐇
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You’re like Phyllis Diller!!! Love it!!!
Hey there! More bad jokes Pluto is welcome to share with the socials:When is a car not a car? --When it turns into a driveway!!When is a door not a door? --When it's ajar!!When is an outfit not an outfit? --When it becomes you!!
Hi Pluto! Thanks for getting us all through these tough times! You are the first thing I look for to start my day! I have gotten 2 foster kittens that are really tiny. Despite your feeling for cats I would be honored to name one Pluto after you and have you pick the other name!
Love ya Pluto!
Pandemic ponytails!!!😂😂😂😂😂
Ya hear the one about the dyslexic agnostic? He doesn't believe there is a dog.🤪
Can't tell you how many times I've watched your video's, but I can tell you it's been over and over. Especially your April fools cat video. You're a crack up. I was wondering if maybe you could share some stories your two legged told you about while she was being an "unrenouned" photographer in Africa. 🥰
We are WAITING anxiously (like more urgently than the EIDL payments:))) 👍👍👍❤️❤️
Love your Easter Bunny jokes. Too cute. Thank you Pluto, for the morning laugh 😂🐶🐇
Ha ha love your Pluto.
Pluto can you please tell me or find out for me if this is wrong what ppl do? They are counting around like if the have covid19 out loud in the stores driving by now is this against the law?
Pluto can you tell me the program you use to make you talk ?
This is just too much cute for me! Sharing with everyone I know who loves a good cheesy joke!
love!!!!
Own your dome!
Hahaaave a good day every1😂🤣
THank you for the giggles and GREAT jokes, Pluto. YOu are such a clever girl.
Thank god he didn't eat candy
More like Plato than Pluto.
I love Pluto. It makes my day. Great job - keep it coming!
Hello to Pluto's Mum. Mum, was Pluto drunk on Easter???? The jokes..
Easy peasy pandemic ponytails 🤣🤣🤣🤣 #ownyourdome🤣🤣🤣🤣
I look every day, several times a day, for your greetings so that I can be uplifted! But yes everyone needs a break. Just don't take TOO LONG A BREAK!!!!
How could you dislike this?
For those who have given this a thumbs down, you have no sense of humour. Pluto rocks.
Pluto - 10 Quarantine - 0 Keep fighting with us, Pluto! You’re showing us some flicker of light at the end of this dark tunnel. ❤️
Ya gotta hand it to Pluto ... he's awfully cute. You won't be able to stop all of us ladies crushing on ya ;)
I always look forward to Pluto. Uplifts my day.
They were funny, not bad jokes🤣. Thank you Pluto!
Absolutely adorable. Thanks for doing this because it brings some smiles to the day. Very cute
Omg these are bad thanks for the cc
Pluto, you are a blessing, but I am worried about you. Fame isn’t all it’s cracked up to be! I hope you don’t get too stressed with all of these demands from your adoring public. Stay well!
You are the brightest part of my day Pluto! Thanks a gajillion!
Pluto, I love you and am very grateful for your Moms.
what a wonderfully mischievous laugh you have Pluto. Happy Easter!
As a straight, white male, I'm disgusted that I watch all of Pluto's vids... and then keep watching the next ones.
Ohh thank you... I laughed so hard my hair is need of some color.
Happy Easter Pluto! Love your jokes!!! Hahahahahahahahaha
hahahahaha. . you're the best Pluto ♡♡♡♡♡
You crack me up Pluto!
Pluto you're so funny but seriously what do you think about speaking moistly.
Guys the dog is not actually talking don’t believe these lies
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Oh pluto you are so adored and loved. Lots of distant kisses and hugs from India
Well sir, wow! I know that going 'viral' isn't very savvy or sexxxxy just now, but by gosh Miss Pluto, you've got this!!!
Love seeing all of your videos... we need this now.. 😊. Thank you.
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We look forward to Pluto’s videos and they always make us so so happy!!! Happy Easter Pluto and Moms. Seattle loves you.
Good Job Pluto. Happy Easter To You Hairy Little 4 Legged Furrrr Ball. Make sure you’re not eating too many dyed Easter Eggs or you’ll be barfin’ out milti~colored stuff all over 😉 and it’ll look like a chalk festival hit the floor 😛🤣😂 Good Job to your human to put the website / facebook logo on here. people keep posting your videos and not giving your human credits.
Pluto you have a spot in my heart Thank you for the jokes!!!! Your fan from North Dakota
Hope you and your mom had a good Easter, Pluto. I live in North Carolina in the America Lands with my four legged and my two legged . I look for something from you every day. You just make me happy ever time I see you. Love and hugs to you and your awesome mom.
Priceless!
I grew up in a family who lived for bad jokes! This is SO great, Pluto - it takes me back & warms my heart 💜🐰
Pluto I look forward to every video you make. You lighten my day!
#hareline 🤣🤣🤣
Pluto I absolutely love u!! Thanks for all the laughs and smiles 😊. And we love your mom also Pluto!!
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Lol. Pluto you are the best.....hahahaha All of you that gave a thumbs down, get a life. Pluto is hilarious....
I look forward to hearing what Pluto has to say, bad jokes and all.
Hahahaha hahahahaha hahaha 🤣🤣♥️🤣🤣🐰🐇♥️
Sometimes I have trouble understanding what Pluto says. There were a couple of places today. It's not the speed either. I did understand the beginning very well. Plz enunciate a bit better for those of us who don't have a keen ear anymore.
Thanks Pluto. Always thinking of us ‘two leggeds’. Happy Easter to you. 💖
Bad jokes! I loved them!
Those were excellent jokes Pluto. Thanks for sharing on Easter Sunday cause mom and I are having to keep our distance from our family so it’s a different Easter but you brighten any day. Maggie May Misty Von Hildihope the first. PS. I think you’re my twin.
I'm rockin' the easy-peasy pandemic ponytail myself, now that my hair is almost down to my butt! (Soon: adventures in amateur hair trimming)
LOL!!!! Needed to laugh today. Celebrating Easter alone is no fun...but Pluto brightened up the day. Oh, and my white stripe is now the rage...good to know! Thank you, Pluto! We LUV u.
WE ARE RE-WATCHING ALL PLUTO S CLIPS TODAY BECAUSE YOGI(MY SIAMESE CAT) SEEMS TO ENJOY THEM TOO. SAD FOR THE NEGATIVE VIEWERS THAT GIVE THUMBS DOWN . THEY MUST HAVE HAD SUCH AWFUL EVENTS IN THERE LIVES TO RECEIVE NO ENJOYMENT FROM YOUR POSITIVE EFFORTS . PLEASE KEEP IT UP. 00XX
Happy Easter Pluto and mommy 💙💜💞
Pluto you crack me up🐣
LOL. ..an Easter basket case.
Pandemic ponytails! Love it!
Thanks Pluto ! Ziggy Stardust Boxed
Love you Pluto, so funny!!!!🤣
LOLOLOL 💜💜💜💜💜💜
#ownyourdome !!!! You’re too much!!!! 😂😂😂❤️❤️❤️❤️
Thank you! I needed the laugh. Pluto is making this more bearable. You are making my life better. ❤️
51 seconds of bad jokes by Pluto....I'll take it! Happy Easter little buddy.. enjoy your moments home with mom.
#OwnYourDome 🤣🤣🤣
Shirley from Alberta...more tomorrow? Really can’t be happy, now without my Pluto moments!😊💜👩🏼
Whoever hit dislike on this video has no heart.
I agree with all of you! Pluto rocks!
Agree.
Omg ... I totally thought the same thing! I just love Pluto
no heart or soul either ---pluto rocks
Pluto what do you think about the ladies giving themselves a brush cut?????? Can't wait for more words of wisdom from Pluto.......YOU ARE MY HERO.........
Oh Pluto would we do without ur sense of humor. U are one talented dog. My mini doesn’t tell me jokes like u. But I love him anyway. He is still cute and inquisitive,