Bad Jokes

2020-ж., 12-апр.
159 456 Көрүүлөр

We were supposed to rest today but I wanted to try and tell 5 bad jokes in 60 seconds. It sounds like I drank 5 bowls of coffee...but it’s just my natural high.
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  • Love you Pluto and your brilliant mom

    MJ PanosMJ Panos3 ай мурун
  • 😂😂😂 the last joke cracked me up.

    Wendy LinWendy Lin8 ай мурун
  • Let’s vote for Pluto for Dog of The Year!!!! Or KGworldr of the Year!!!!

    Lanh TranthienLanh Tranthien8 ай мурун
  • Can Pluto make a video geared toward my special needs population? I work with special needs high school students. Maybe some funny jokes? That would be so great! Thanks!

    Amy DemeuseAmy Demeuse8 ай мурун
  • Anyone else telling those jokes I probably wouldn’t chuckle but Pluto uh she had me laughing, too cute.💖🙏🏻

    BlingBeaBlingBea8 ай мурун
  • Pluto, you are so so too much sparkle, laughter and joy that our sadness gets shredded and the Rainbow appears. I so look forward to this star dust that is sprinkled thru the internet and straight into my heart . You never fail to make me smile and fall off my sofa with laughter. The birds outside my window are starting to look at me a little strange and gathering in numbers and tweeting up a storm. Pluto, should I be concerned?

    Myrna SkoglandMyrna Skogland8 ай мурун
  • Pluto, you are one cutie patootie!

    Pam SeebackPam Seeback9 ай мурун
  • I love lil' Pluto, she is so cute. I have seen others try to copy her, but they don't make me laugh as Pluto does. Thank you for having her come to my house and give me giggles...

    Jeanne PyleJeanne Pyle9 ай мурун
  • too funny

    Sherri JonesSherri Jones9 ай мурун
  • Pluto girl oh, your worst jokes are my favorite jokes every single day that I got to hear you you make me smile. Thank your mom and her white stripe and give extra love to your family I know that all the way from New York to Canada we are sending you belly rubs and lots of kisses and we hope you love them because we love you

    Deborah AvilesDeborah Aviles9 ай мурун
  • Lmao-These were actually pretty funny are you thinking of becoming a standup dog comedian?! I would prefer you remain my dog -Google

    spo616spo6169 ай мурун
    • I meant to say dog-guru!!I lovely,Pluto!!!💕💕💞🥰💞🥰🥰🥰😽💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋

      spo616spo6169 ай мурун
    • I meant to say my dog-guru!The iPhone dictation program really sucks… I love you Poluto!💗💗💞💞🥰🥰💕🥰🥰😽💋💋💋💋💞💞💕💕💕

      spo616spo6169 ай мурун
  • This is a pleasure right now! Makes me cry laughing! You go Pluto and your mom!

    Debbi PDebbi P9 ай мурун
  • Pluto... where are you? We miss you ❤️

    Kathryn WinnKathryn Winn9 ай мурун
  • Pluto you are silly. Silly & beautiful❤

    Stray DogStray Dog9 ай мурун
  • luv ur dog!!

    Chris FrederickChris Frederick9 ай мурун
  • Pluto I love you sooooo!

    Megan GallagherMegan Gallagher9 ай мурун
  • OMG Pluto, you’re hilHAREious!! Thanks for making me smile 😃 ❤️

    Carol BannisterCarol Bannister9 ай мурун
  • What did the egg say to the boiling water Pluto? Egg- you're gonna have to get really hot to get me hard cuz I just got laid . Happy Easter Pluto! ! 🐰🐔🐣🐇

    Dona PopeDona Pope9 ай мурун
  • ◑﹏◐

    ConnorPlayz YTConnorPlayz YT9 ай мурун
  • You’re like Phyllis Diller!!! Love it!!!

    ML's Words Of WisdomML's Words Of Wisdom9 ай мурун
  • Hey there! More bad jokes Pluto is welcome to share with the socials:When is a car not a car? --When it turns into a driveway!!When is a door not a door? --When it's ajar!!When is an outfit not an outfit? --When it becomes you!!

    Karla NagyKarla Nagy9 ай мурун
  • Hi Pluto! Thanks for getting us all through these tough times! You are the first thing I look for to start my day! I have gotten 2 foster kittens that are really tiny. Despite your feeling for cats I would be honored to name one Pluto after you and have you pick the other name!

    Amber Feild Foster KittensAmber Feild Foster Kittens9 ай мурун
  • Love ya Pluto!

    mary owensmary owens9 ай мурун
  • Pandemic ponytails!!!😂😂😂😂😂

    Lynne GirardLynne Girard9 ай мурун
  • Ya hear the one about the dyslexic agnostic? He doesn't believe there is a dog.🤪

    Martha SpillmanMartha Spillman9 ай мурун
  • Can't tell you how many times I've watched your video's, but I can tell you it's been over and over. Especially your April fools cat video. You're a crack up. I was wondering if maybe you could share some stories your two legged told you about while she was being an "unrenouned" photographer in Africa. 🥰

    Toujour L'amourToujour L'amour9 ай мурун
  • We are WAITING anxiously (like more urgently than the EIDL payments:))) 👍👍👍❤️❤️

    Caroline KennedyCaroline Kennedy9 ай мурун
  • Love your Easter Bunny jokes. Too cute. Thank you Pluto, for the morning laugh 😂🐶🐇

    Nancy ColtNancy Colt9 ай мурун
  • Ha ha love your Pluto.

    Nadia KaliNadia Kali9 ай мурун
  • Pluto can you please tell me or find out for me if this is wrong what ppl do? They are counting around like if the have covid19 out loud in the stores driving by now is this against the law?

    Tracy BacaniTracy Bacani9 ай мурун
  • Pluto can you tell me the program you use to make you talk ?

    Tracy BacaniTracy Bacani9 ай мурун
  • This is just too much cute for me! Sharing with everyone I know who loves a good cheesy joke!

    Blythe GirlBlythe Girl9 ай мурун
  • love!!!!

    Jane TiekenJane Tieken9 ай мурун
  • Own your dome!

    Shelley Anne StockShelley Anne Stock9 ай мурун
  • Hahaaave a good day every1😂🤣

    Conney CandyConney Candy9 ай мурун
  • THank you for the giggles and GREAT jokes, Pluto. YOu are such a clever girl.

    Ellen ReynoldsEllen Reynolds9 ай мурун
  • Thank god he didn't eat candy

    aimee tahonaimee tahon9 ай мурун
  • More like Plato than Pluto.

    John FeichtingerJohn Feichtinger9 ай мурун
  • I love Pluto. It makes my day. Great job - keep it coming!

    Ann ArlingAnn Arling9 ай мурун
  • Hello to Pluto's Mum. Mum, was Pluto drunk on Easter???? The jokes..

    Paula PattonPaula Patton9 ай мурун
  • Easy peasy pandemic ponytails 🤣🤣🤣🤣 #ownyourdome🤣🤣🤣🤣

    Vanessa CheatwoodVanessa Cheatwood9 ай мурун
  • I look every day, several times a day, for your greetings so that I can be uplifted! But yes everyone needs a break. Just don't take TOO LONG A BREAK!!!!

    Genene HackGenene Hack9 ай мурун
  • How could you dislike this?

    Zohar Tirosh-PolkZohar Tirosh-Polk9 ай мурун
  • For those who have given this a thumbs down, you have no sense of humour. Pluto rocks.

    CraicpotCraicpot9 ай мурун
  • Pluto - 10 Quarantine - 0 Keep fighting with us, Pluto! You’re showing us some flicker of light at the end of this dark tunnel. ❤️

    Kara S.Kara S.9 ай мурун
  • Ya gotta hand it to Pluto ... he's awfully cute. You won't be able to stop all of us ladies crushing on ya ;)

    Marina LMarina L9 ай мурун
  • I always look forward to Pluto. Uplifts my day.

    Pamela QuartersPamela Quarters9 ай мурун
  • They were funny, not bad jokes🤣. Thank you Pluto!

    Sarah ForsterSarah Forster9 ай мурун
  • Absolutely adorable. Thanks for doing this because it brings some smiles to the day. Very cute

    M BM B9 ай мурун
  • Omg these are bad thanks for the cc

    Bionicalman 000Bionicalman 0009 ай мурун
  • Pluto, you are a blessing, but I am worried about you. Fame isn’t all it’s cracked up to be! I hope you don’t get too stressed with all of these demands from your adoring public. Stay well!

    Catherine ThibeaultCatherine Thibeault9 ай мурун
  • You are the brightest part of my day Pluto! Thanks a gajillion!

    Jim KomarekJim Komarek9 ай мурун
  • Pluto, I love you and am very grateful for your Moms.

    Roseanne SRoseanne S9 ай мурун
  • what a wonderfully mischievous laugh you have Pluto. Happy Easter!

    Jane HowardJane Howard9 ай мурун
  • As a straight, white male, I'm disgusted that I watch all of Pluto's vids... and then keep watching the next ones.

    Erik BrantlyErik Brantly9 ай мурун
  • Ohh thank you... I laughed so hard my hair is need of some color.

    Madalyn RoseMadalyn Rose9 ай мурун
  • Happy Easter Pluto! Love your jokes!!! Hahahahahahahahaha

    Jan DalyJan Daly9 ай мурун
  • hahahahaha. . you're the best Pluto ♡♡♡♡♡

    Kenda JardineKenda Jardine9 ай мурун
  • You crack me up Pluto!

    Mcfancy14Mcfancy149 ай мурун
  • Pluto you're so funny but seriously what do you think about speaking moistly.

    Lorraine WorsnopLorraine Worsnop9 ай мурун
  • Guys the dog is not actually talking don’t believe these lies

    Searching For TruthSearching For Truth9 ай мурун
  • 🤣🤣

    Cornelia BrownCornelia Brown9 ай мурун
  • Oh pluto you are so adored and loved. Lots of distant kisses and hugs from India

    Shweta GShweta G9 ай мурун
  • Well sir, wow! I know that going 'viral' isn't very savvy or sexxxxy just now, but by gosh Miss Pluto, you've got this!!!

    ripple forceripple force9 ай мурун
  • Love seeing all of your videos... we need this now.. 😊. Thank you.

    Durinda ObrienDurinda Obrien9 ай мурун
  • 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    Jenny GJenny G9 ай мурун
  • We look forward to Pluto’s videos and they always make us so so happy!!! Happy Easter Pluto and Moms. Seattle loves you.

    Diver DaveDiver Dave9 ай мурун
  • Good Job Pluto. Happy Easter To You Hairy Little 4 Legged Furrrr Ball. Make sure you’re not eating too many dyed Easter Eggs or you’ll be barfin’ out milti~colored stuff all over 😉 and it’ll look like a chalk festival hit the floor 😛🤣😂 Good Job to your human to put the website / facebook logo on here. people keep posting your videos and not giving your human credits.

    Julie L. BatesonJulie L. Bateson9 ай мурун
  • Pluto you have a spot in my heart Thank you for the jokes!!!! Your fan from North Dakota

    Nancy WeisserNancy Weisser9 ай мурун
  • Hope you and your mom had a good Easter, Pluto. I live in North Carolina in the America Lands with my four legged and my two legged . I look for something from you every day. You just make me happy ever time I see you. Love and hugs to you and your awesome mom.

    Viv CooperViv Cooper9 ай мурун
  • Priceless!

    Jules MuellerJules Mueller9 ай мурун
  • I grew up in a family who lived for bad jokes! This is SO great, Pluto - it takes me back & warms my heart 💜🐰

    StarryEyes SmithStarryEyes Smith9 ай мурун
  • Pluto I look forward to every video you make. You lighten my day!

    Karen QuehlKaren Quehl9 ай мурун
  • #hareline 🤣🤣🤣

    Erika QuirkErika Quirk9 ай мурун
  • Pluto I absolutely love u!! Thanks for all the laughs and smiles 😊. And we love your mom also Pluto!!

    BonnieBonnie9 ай мурун
  • 😜🥰

    Jennifer MeleeJennifer Melee9 ай мурун
  • Lol. Pluto you are the best.....hahahaha All of you that gave a thumbs down, get a life. Pluto is hilarious....

    Cindy WielerCindy Wieler9 ай мурун
    • I look forward to hearing what Pluto has to say, bad jokes and all.

      Maggie O'ReillyMaggie O'Reilly8 ай мурун
  • Hahahaha hahahahaha hahaha 🤣🤣♥️🤣🤣🐰🐇♥️

    TUZTUZ9 ай мурун
  • Sometimes I have trouble understanding what Pluto says. There were a couple of places today. It's not the speed either. I did understand the beginning very well. Plz enunciate a bit better for those of us who don't have a keen ear anymore.

    Leslie GierkeLeslie Gierke9 ай мурун
  • Thanks Pluto. Always thinking of us ‘two leggeds’. Happy Easter to you. 💖

    jeanne sjeanne s9 ай мурун
  • Bad jokes! I loved them!

    SuzAnne SmithSuzAnne Smith9 ай мурун
  • Those were excellent jokes Pluto. Thanks for sharing on Easter Sunday cause mom and I are having to keep our distance from our family so it’s a different Easter but you brighten any day. Maggie May Misty Von Hildihope the first. PS. I think you’re my twin.

    Gwen NormanGwen Norman9 ай мурун
  • I'm rockin' the easy-peasy pandemic ponytail myself, now that my hair is almost down to my butt! (Soon: adventures in amateur hair trimming)

    AnnelisejjAnnelisejj9 ай мурун
  • LOL!!!! Needed to laugh today. Celebrating Easter alone is no fun...but Pluto brightened up the day. Oh, and my white stripe is now the rage...good to know! Thank you, Pluto! We LUV u.

    Rosann WachtelRosann Wachtel9 ай мурун

    Alicia NeedhamAlicia Needham9 ай мурун
  • Happy Easter Pluto and mommy 💙💜💞

    Catherine MushawCatherine Mushaw9 ай мурун
  • Pluto you crack me up🐣

    Tia GormanTia Gorman9 ай мурун
  • LOL. Easter basket case.

    Leslie ParkerLeslie Parker9 ай мурун
  • Pandemic ponytails! Love it!

    Marcy CMarcy C9 ай мурун
  • Thanks Pluto ! Ziggy Stardust Boxed

    Z MakelaZ Makela9 ай мурун
  • Love you Pluto, so funny!!!!🤣

    Judy HartmanJudy Hartman9 ай мурун
  • LOLOLOL 💜💜💜💜💜💜

    Eileen LesterEileen Lester9 ай мурун
  • #ownyourdome !!!! You’re too much!!!! 😂😂😂❤️❤️❤️❤️

    Tracey E.Tracey E.9 ай мурун
  • Thank you! I needed the laugh. Pluto is making this more bearable. You are making my life better. ❤️

    Elise GreysonElise Greyson9 ай мурун
  • 51 seconds of bad jokes by Pluto....I'll take it! Happy Easter little buddy.. enjoy your moments home with mom.

    Pat LindgrenPat Lindgren9 ай мурун
  • #OwnYourDome 🤣🤣🤣

    Amberwing ArtAmberwing Art9 ай мурун
  • Shirley from Alberta...more tomorrow? Really can’t be happy, now without my Pluto moments!😊💜👩🏼

    Shirley FlemingShirley Fleming9 ай мурун
  • Whoever hit dislike on this video has no heart.

    M MomM Mom9 ай мурун
    • I agree with all of you! Pluto rocks!

      Wendy LinWendy Lin8 ай мурун
    • Agree.

      Laura Dion-JonesLaura Dion-Jones9 ай мурун
    • Omg ... I totally thought the same thing! I just love Pluto

      Rhonda BachnerRhonda Bachner9 ай мурун
    • no heart or soul either ---pluto rocks

      carolyn getchmancarolyn getchman9 ай мурун
  • Pluto what do you think about the ladies giving themselves a brush cut?????? Can't wait for more words of wisdom from Pluto.......YOU ARE MY HERO.........

    Beatrice CormierBeatrice Cormier9 ай мурун
  • Oh Pluto would we do without ur sense of humor. U are one talented dog. My mini doesn’t tell me jokes like u. But I love him anyway. He is still cute and inquisitive,

    Charlotte OnderickCharlotte Onderick9 ай мурун