Ep. 52 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

2020-ж., 19-окт.
725 393 Көрүүлөр

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Tom Segura and Bert Kresicher start off this episode of 2 Bears, 1 Cave by recapping their recent tennis match, as seen on 2 Bears Live. They call Tom's tennis coach, Michael, to get his opinion on the match. The Bears also discuss Bert's other athletic abilities including archery, baseball, and basketball. Bert also pitches the idea that he should run for mayor of Los Angeles.

  • Whats crazy is that Bert is actually a physical phenom, and Tom speaks spanish.

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  • Challenge: Boxing Match

    James EcksteinJames Eckstein10 күн мурун
  • Bert sounds like the Happy Gilmore of tennis 😂

    Lorenzo NevarezLorenzo Nevarez17 күн мурун
  • Bert vs. Tom NFL combine. I want to see Tom’s lifting skills.

    Leslie PrendivilleLeslie Prendiville18 күн мурун
  • 58:03 "Not just people...black guys" -Bert

    mrfrenchalpsmrfrenchalps18 күн мурун
  • bert made the entire machine story up. ask claudia who knew him at the time. a big fat lie !!!! ert's podcasts r dwindling viewers badly !!! he barely gets 10k . he tethers to tom segura and bill burr . does ok there. other than that he is a merch machine lmao buy my merch flip flops and i am tethered to ppl makes up stories like carlos mencia did w/ comedy everything has been fraud made up since college caught a liar wave all proved a lie !!!!

    terry winstonterry winston23 күн мурун
  • Love from the 85 south show fandom!!!

    faithlfaithl25 күн мурун
  • Ya’ll can hit me up if you have the hashbag

    alixalix26 күн мурун
  • Is the tennis match coming out any time soon?

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  • Hashbag

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  • Bert drank with Austin?!?? Is there footage? That’s legendary 🤣

    Brandini The GenieBrandini The Genie28 күн мурун
  • Tom Segura versus Bert kreischer 10-pin drunken 🎳 bowling...#2Bears1Lane

    Chris RobinsonChris Robinson28 күн мурун
  • I'm in pamajamas now

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  • What did you do with Bert?

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  • “Hashbag”

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  • Wat? I had tickets for Joe at the garden, but they were rescheduled until next year.

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  • Please do a power lifting competition

    Steven CastelynSteven CastelynАй мурун
  • We have enough homeless in Bakersfield

    Super Slime lvl 3Super Slime lvl 3Ай мурун
  • Illegal Divingboard

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  • Lumberjack competitions!

    Brandy BowmanBrandy BowmanАй мурун
  • JRE sold out! You guys are awesome!

    Ryan HintherRyan HintherАй мурун
  • Hahaha "hash bag"

    Chris WebsterChris WebsterАй мурун
  • Some might say its different but I still support All you guys. I just finished watching flying dildos again lol

    Mîköl PharleyMîköl PharleyАй мурун
  • They’re jerbears on the poster. I love it.

    Jessie ReedJessie ReedАй мурун
  • December Detox

    Nik Last-NameNik Last-NameАй мурун
  • I wanna play bert in golf

    thomas utschinskithomas utschinskiАй мурун
  • If I lived in LA ide vote for u bert!

    Dustin RaesDustin RaesАй мурун
  • at least Joe Rogan took sober October seriously.

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  • Shooting competitions

    Newpy224Newpy224Ай мурун
  • Paintball!!!

    Zachary PerezZachary PerezАй мурун
  • Burp Chrysler

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  • Bowling but you do 3 strings, one candle pin, one 10 pin, and one 5 pin

    PeterKwonPeterKwonАй мурун
  • Fencing Jousting Jai alai

    Spaceghost nowSpaceghost nowАй мурун
  • berts actually legit with a bow. good form and everything.

    KrakkenyouKrakkenyouАй мурун
  • Wow Tom, with your successful career, kids, wife, nice home and easy job in California, how do you not have a substance abuse problem?

  • Burt. . . I love you man. . . But. . . NO

    StrugglebearStrugglebearАй мурун
  • Bro. I bought the special episode podcast to watch, and the sound doesn’t work 🙄

    Alexis MaeAlexis MaeАй мурун
  • 48:12

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  • Tom, Burt, Theo v Rogan. Make it happend.

    BrewDiePieBrewDiePieАй мурун
  • Doubles match with the wives!

    The White Guy At The CookoutThe White Guy At The CookoutАй мурун
  • How bout a shooting competition? They both have been getting training from Taran Tactical, let’s put their accuracy and speed to the test.

    Rich DRich DАй мурун
  • Sparring in boxing would be awesome to see. After you do it once, you will forever love boxing.

  • 58:03 Bert says black people aren’t people 🤣

    ryanro rooneyryanro rooneyАй мурун
  • Can't believe they didn't mention Warren Sapp

    Nick SharpNick SharpАй мурун
  • Where’s the footage?? Please help. I only got time for four strokes. I can’t be fn fired

  • Bowling Dance Dance Revolution Javalin Jousting Sword fighting Poker Darts Axe throwing

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  • Today was the day I found out I'm 100% Brett Lite....FUCK!

    Mark seifertMark seifertАй мурун
  • dez bryant aint doing anything...see if he will do the challenge with yall

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  • the constant faux bert stories and his constant clout chasing r impossible to watch. :(

    terry winstonterry winstonАй мурун
  • 37:58 So, Bert could be Tom's "The People's Mayor" in real life.

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  • Tom, you will lose to Bert in most if not all physical activities. Bert is goofy as hell but is naturally athletic and Tom is not.

    Will PayneWill PayneАй мурун
  • Stop Tom the Mickey Mantle Gene is real.

    Timothy HockerTimothy HockerАй мурун
  • "they took his shoes " Lol

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  • Bert “peacock laugh” Kreischer

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  • Omg berts laugh is soooo annoying

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  • 2 Bears 1 cave XXL live event was fantastic! From start to finish 100............ hundred percent.

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  • Jesus Christ... Burp has to have a fucking story about every single thing that's brought up. Every episode, you're 45 mins in and realize nothings been accomplished because Bremt has been stroking his ego the whole time. Good thing Tom injects some comedy into things.. Idk how people watch Bertha by himself in ANY content and enjoy it.

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  • Can we please have a TV show where Bert is mayor and Tom is his assistant and Bert comes up with these crazy schemes to fix the city and Tom accidentally fixes the problems with the city. Or Tom is mayor and Bert is the assistant.

    solar nightsolar nightАй мурун
  • Talk to pat mcaffe to help train for the pass,punt and kick

    The new KidThe new KidАй мурун
  • I would pay a bazillion dollars to watch Tom and Bert try out bullriding.

    Chris PenningtonChris PenningtonАй мурун
  • Hashbag Challenge!!!

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  • This and YMH are the only shows I will listen to the intro and closing music every time I watch. It’s so damn good!

    nicole westbrooknicole westbrookАй мурун
  • Bert the John Daily of tennis hahaha

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  • You guys are the Best

    Chris OGormanChris OGormanАй мурун
  • Axe throwing dudes.

    Red RoninRed RoninАй мурун
  • do a diving contest

    Al ChambersAl ChambersАй мурун
  • I want a Tom vs Bert sumo wrestling match and I want it now!

    Max DownsMax DownsАй мурун
  • My girlfriend: "How could Tom lose? He looks like a fat Andre Agassi."

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  • Gettin good boys

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  • Josh Potter local hero. Wooooo Buffalo New York. Didnt even know he works on the show

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  • Why is Bert afraid to use his name in Germany, it means "screamer" in German. Perfect podcast name :P

    Tellstarr SixTwoTellstarr SixTwoАй мурун
  • Bert says Bert needs someone smart to say his dumb idea might work. Maybe just realize that won't happen for obvious reasons.

    Logan collverLogan collverАй мурун
  • Bert sounds like a teenage girl it's fucken hilarious an confusing

    Logan collverLogan collverАй мурун
  • Why did they take this off Spotify?

    Joseph TanefskiJoseph TanefskiАй мурун
  • The Cabin fucking rules. Everybody please watch that shit

    Zachary DavisZachary DavisАй мурун
  • The fact that Bert thinks him n Tom can block Aaron Donald, I wish I had that level of optimism! Tom:he is being double teamed by 350 lb men who bench press 500 pounds and he is throwing them 😂😂😂😂

    Luke BerthiaumeLuke BerthiaumeАй мурун
  • Bert vs Tom Sumo with Joey Diaz as the ref!

    Luke BerthiaumeLuke BerthiaumeАй мурун
  • You could do a Beach Volleyball match (2 v 2), or swimming competition, it would be hilarious to see you both dying on bathing suits

    João Vitor Gomes MartinsJoão Vitor Gomes MartinsАй мурун
  • Wish I could hear more of Tom and not 52 episodes of Bert having a solo number talking about nothing

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  • Sumo Wrestling

    Hamza AlkhatibHamza AlkhatibАй мурун
  • All I wanted was A THICC Boy hoodie for my birthday and the merch store has been down all week. 😪

    Jeremy SarnowskiJeremy SarnowskiАй мурун
  • Holy baby Jesus....way to stroke Bert’s ego. His next stories will be about how he almost played tennis professionally, because coaches were scouting him.

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  • dem mayor and govner bert that why LA is a shit hole , hows ur new ice muh sheen ? lol

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  • now is not the time for sobriety

    The Ranting HickThe Ranting HickАй мурун
  • slaters surf ranch is the place to go if you want to surf without having to learn about the ocean, bunt that's a great idea please do it!

    Dale RichardsDale RichardsАй мурун
    • also could I please come surf with yall (hypothetically, rona and all)

      Dale RichardsDale RichardsАй мурун
    • get a long board of something with volume trust me its a lot more fun to have to paddle less

      Dale RichardsDale RichardsАй мурун
  • To redeem himself, Bernet Christmas must go through No Nut November

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  • Redo American Gladiators with the both of you as the competitors.

    Darren JonesDarren JonesАй мурун
  • 42:19 Kreischer is already German, you idiot.

    Lane LizotteLane LizotteАй мурун
  • Lets see a skeet/trap shooting competition!

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