Ep. 57 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

2020-ж., 23-ноя.
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Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer start off this episode of 2 Bears, 1 Cave by discussing exclusive golf clubs. Bert tells the story of when he learned about racial slurs as a child, and they have fun watching videos of disgusting toenails, dilated pore removals, and navel stones. They react to getting shouted-out on 85 South, and recall how they got into hip-hop. They take a look at the SUBEAP submissions they got, their take on the PLASTT phenomenon, and discuss their best and worst strip club experiences. Bert also shares how he got mistaken for a Trump supporter on Instagram.

  • Come to Australia and try and tell someone not to say "retard" 😂😂😂

    RynoRyno2 саат мурун
  • Tim and ryan!

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  • LeAnne or Bobby lee are tied

    Brennan WeaverBrennan Weaver3 күн мурун
  • Smart Tim. This is under YMH

    mmaassoommaassoo8 күн мурун
  • Barf got a job from a guy called cheese Hmmmmmmmm

    Evan AtwoodEvan Atwood17 күн мурун
  • Best guess bear was LeeAnn

    Crystal ElliottCrystal Elliott18 күн мурун
  • Tim Dillon

    TheEmzleyTheEmzley18 күн мурун
  • If we could get bert on a game show I'm almost certain we could recreate the South Park scene where Randy thinks he knows the answer and shouts the n word with a giant smile

    Austin MurrayAustin Murray19 күн мурун
  • Lmao playing Pac-Man 😂😂😂

    Chris HerylaChris Heryla19 күн мурун
  • best is bert and push

    Oliver DansingerOliver Dansinger21 күн мурун
  • Best guest was Bobby Lee

    Mayvous *Mayvous *22 күн мурун
  • ryan sickler A HUNDRED PERCENT

    rajveer khandujarajveer khanduja23 күн мурун
  • 41:20 has Toms best expression ever

    Funny StuffFunny Stuff23 күн мурун
  • Law abiding citizen?

    Michael StevensMichael Stevens24 күн мурун

    Gage MainusGage Mainus25 күн мурун
  • It's awesome seeing a guy laugh at politics and messing with his kids for a giggle. Of course two teenagers are pissed about politics they definitely don't understand. As if 2020 hasn't proven we got fucked by both sides. Let's just talk and laugh and chill.

    11B BQ11B BQ26 күн мурун
  • leanne forsure

    chloe krugerchloe kruger27 күн мурун
  • Naval stones! Lmfao

    COOGS12COOGS1228 күн мурун
  • "It'll be fun we'll have a good time" 1:25:50

    wesoldiersalldaywesoldiersallday28 күн мурун
  • Favorite guest Bear was Ryan Sickler, Tim Dillon was a close second

  • Tim

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  • Put a 3 musketeers in the freezer, it’ll change your life. Same with a zero bar

    WATTsonWATTsonАй мурун
  • I’m 27 and my parents have never heard me curse once. I didn’t start until I was like 17 and in college. And still, I have never cursed with my mother around ever. And it’s not something I was taught. My parents were always trying to pressure me to curse. But I never did.

    Ashleysart AttackAshleysart AttackАй мурун
  • kgworld.info/wiki/video/2Np_esZdbKuLr3c

    Broken Routine PodcastBroken Routine PodcastАй мурун
  • Tim dillon was favorite guest host

    Jason AllnattJason AllnattАй мурун
  • Law Abiding Citizen is a pretty badass movie

    Steve N. BruleSteve N. BruleАй мурун
  • Ryan sickler by far

    Jake WickJake WickАй мурун
  • "i guess you can use tinder and not fuck them" and that's how 2020 ended. HAPPY CHRISTMAS

  • Recist to psychopathic murder. Fun conversation

  • Bert’s Joey impression is pretty good tbh

    Jack MilesJack MilesАй мурун
  • 1:22:00 joke all you want but i believe ron funches when he says it was night and day with his kid.

    jarl-caysenjarl-caysenАй мурун
  • Labs do thousands of vaccine trials before the vaccine is even approved for the public. If somone were to "grow a tail" they would know during the trials.

    Mickala KabearyMickala KabearyАй мурун
    • you're right, they would know. except they also don't care and would roll it out anyway!

      jarl-caysenjarl-caysenАй мурун
  • I just realised how to reveal the people that run the world, just invite Bert to the Bilderbergmeating

    Johan LudvigssonJohan LudvigssonАй мурун
  • Bobby all the way

    Epic GuyEpic GuyАй мурун
  • this made me feel rat ass

    Brandon BrawnerBrandon BrawnerАй мурун
  • that black family was racist as fuck they called him honky and all kinds of shit then it gets unplugged when burt drops the bomb

    Brandon BrawnerBrandon BrawnerАй мурун
  • I hate bert.

    nathan garcianathan garciaАй мурун
  • Bert makes me feel a lot better about my personal vices.

    Trevor CarlisleTrevor CarlisleАй мурун
  • Best guest bear is Lee Anne or Sickler

    Hide Yah MomHide Yah MomАй мурун
  • How many times I gotta hear bert tell the same dumb fucking strip club story!? I get that he does multiple shows an all but that story really isn't funny enough to repeat this many times... wish tom would jump in and remind him when he does this shit.

    CameojoeCameojoeАй мурун
  • Leanne and bobby were great but I loved how Tom set up the episode with Leanne! Her episode was the best imo. Also I could tell tom was finally breathing through his nose on those episodes too. #BertSmells #BertFucksDogs

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  • I cant stop screaming law abiding citizens

    john yjohn yАй мурун
  • Finally someone other than me is blown away by Busta Rhymes growth. Dude is yoked af

    Average Joe GamingAverage Joe GamingАй мурун
  • Bobby lee

    Tommy LTommy LАй мурун
  • “I wouldn’t trust something my best friend made, but I’d trust anything big pharma forced me to take.” I wouldn’t trust Burt either, but at least I know he doesn’t profit from my illness.

    Dave GammonDave GammonАй мурун
  • Anyone having a political flag should never really be “Outrageous”. Ppl are so fucking dumb.

    Dave GammonDave GammonАй мурун
  • Best Guest Bear-Bobby Lee

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  • As someone from Indiana who has frequented Ft. Wayne.... Can’t blame him. 😂

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  • At 1:00:34 Bert says "A broken femur is a game changer." Foreshadowing....? LOLLLLL

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  • Bobo

    Noe Garcia JrNoe Garcia JrАй мурун
  • Bobby lee was the best best guest bear

    Kelli bellKelli bellАй мурун
  • The leann story where she dove off the bike was the funniest part to me idk why!

    Erasmo FloresErasmo FloresАй мурун
  • Between Sickler and Dillon #bestguestbear

    David MillsDavid MillsАй мурун
  • 1:04:00 I'm screaming!!! law abiding citizen

    Bobby LudlamBobby LudlamАй мурун
  • So Bert's daughter is dating D'elia, and Joey busted his fingers up with a hammer? Poor D'elia, dude can't catch a break, unless it's his fingers.

    TrapHuntTrapHuntАй мурун
  • This is how advertisements should be done

    Logan SLogan SАй мурун
  • Bert, I know you and your wife are doing your best, but your kids are very dumb.

    Scott WScott WАй мурун
  • NAVEL STONES NAVEL STONES , i think bart came a little

    Christian HopkinsChristian HopkinsАй мурун
  • 42:25 I feel like at this moment Tom finally started questioning legitimately the sanity of Chrysler

    Weston Forced-last-name-displayWeston Forced-last-name-displayАй мурун
  • 12 fucken burgers 🍔 😂

    catcruz35catcruz35Ай мурун
  • Ok but wasn’t the word “idiot” a diagnosis at one point too tho?

    kyla mariekyla marieАй мурун
  • hey mommies, did you hear? burnt has been made to feel like a less valuable white person due to a very biased inflection. we need to not only support burnt, but also to demand an official apology from rapper t.i., you know, that _black man._

    Brian HLBrian HLАй мурун
  • Bert don't worry. Your N word story, I feel, is a story of someone being wrong, getting told so, and was explained on why they were wrong. And admitting that they, in the past, were wrong and accepts it. Cuz you learned, and you applied that to your life. Everybody was wrong at some point. It's how you changed. But, fuck what do I know.

    zergintrestzergintrestАй мурун
  • So this week how did Bert justify being hungover?

    Peter RabbitPeter RabbitАй мурун
  • Lots of people still can and do use the word retard. Get out of the LA echochamber.

    Dennis CadieuxDennis CadieuxАй мурун
  • i miss sickler he doesnt talk about killing people

    Jacob LeeJacob LeeАй мурун
  • 1) Sickler 2) Leann 3) Tim Dillon 4) Please don't do Bobby Lee again

    Mike RMike RАй мурун
  • This was a great episode of “Bert cancels himself.”

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  • wow bert's podcast numbers for bertcast have plummeted big time. think tom and bill will b cutting the bert tethering dead weight soon.

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  • 🥋

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  • bert is so annoying when he talks about editing stuff out but I think its a holdout from his days on tv

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  • Wow - Tom actually got to speak a bit in this one, just like if he were a person and not just Bert's sounding board.

    Stephen JenkinsStephen JenkinsАй мурун
  • I love how people nervous about this vaccine are grouped in with anti-vaccers. It has been rushed through the process and it's an all new form of vaccine. If you're not nervous you got something wrong with you. The other vaccines have a long track record. And oh all the doctors told me? Doctors are wrong LITERALLY all the time

    Michael GibsonMichael GibsonАй мурун
  • Nadav didn't knew that Bert is talking about Law Abiding Citizen. Jeebus.

    Bartłomiej ZubkiewiczBartłomiej ZubkiewiczАй мурун
  • I've watched every episode of this podcast, and I think this one has to be one of the best. The part when they're talking about revenge for hurting their families made me think of Cersei Lannister and what she says to Septa Unella: Septa: "I am ready to meet my God" Cersei "You think you're going to die today??? Right now????? You are not going to die for quite some time."

    Jeff HarambeJeff HarambeАй мурун
  • Best guess 100% Ryan

    Trevor PayneTrevor PayneАй мурун
  • LeeAnn was the best substitute bear ever!!!

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  • Ryan sickler

    Miranda DaigleMiranda DaigleАй мурун
  • The male cellar worrisomely offend because clipper biologically drain vice a alert buffer. ignorant, burly tulip

    Christian DenmarkChristian DenmarkАй мурун
  • Tie between Bobby & Tim

    Maria ZielinskiMaria ZielinskiАй мурун
  • Sickler

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  • Sickle cell

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  • 1. tym dillen 2. rian siqler 3. bobbee lee 4. leehan chrystals (sorry leehan ur super funny but its kinda unfair when ur being compared to comedians)

    Marshall McDonoughMarshall McDonoughАй мурун
  • Watching this shroomed out , Bert is fat asf lmfao

    Otaku AndyOtaku AndyАй мурун
  • Best guest bear!!! Ryan Sickler, or anyone that doesn’t fuck dogs!

    Jose ArteagaJose ArteagaАй мурун
  • Bobby Lee

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  • 35:02 Anh biết nhiều về Thuốc Mê không? Còn em gói gọn lại đó là anh ⌨

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  • 12:11 Để hôm nay gục đầu trong nỗi nhớ 👞

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  • Ryan Sickler was the best

    Joshua SandersJoshua SandersАй мурун
  • I guess you are teaching tolerance eh Bert?

    Lighthouse094Lighthouse094Ай мурун
  • My daughter's don't know anything but they are anti Trump. Yup makes sense. SMH

    Lighthouse094Lighthouse094Ай мурун
  • Let Tim talk! Brett has about 10 not that exciting stories that he tells over and over. The stripper story.....ugh. I still cannot tell if Tim’s memory is that shit or if he just endures it. Bring back any if the guest hosts. Sickler is the best. Bobby Lee is also the best.

    BonBonBonBonАй мурун
  • I love hearing Bert tell stories that he’s already told on the podcast like he’s never told them before 🤣🤣🤣

    Spencer StutesmanSpencer StutesmanАй мурун
  • Bert is obviously racist...

    Daniel DominguezDaniel DominguezАй мурун
  • Best guest bear by a long shot was LeAnn

    Jason MillerJason MillerАй мурун
  • This was a great episode of “Bert cancels himself.”

    Saint BoPoSaint BoPoАй мурун
  • More Bobby Lee! But Dillon and Sickler were awesome too!

    Icthus at ArmsIcthus at ArmsАй мурун

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  • My favorite guest bear was Liann or how ever you spell that shit

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  • "I had a dream a 32 yr old man was dating my 16 yr old daughter" - The Paul Walker story

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