Just wishing three cheers to all the Moms!
Hi everyone. It's me, Pluto. This is my youtuber channel Pluto Living, but I have to share some of the station with my Mom and creator of Pluto Living, world un-renowned wildlife photographer, NJ Wight. I actually took over her channel so don't be surpised if you see a few wildlife videos scattered around like cat poop. I am now running free on the internets and you can find lots more on my webhouse: plutoliving.com I have a long leash but please, if you are going to share me around, include my credits. Oh, oh...and Pluto Living does NOT choose the ads that KGworld runs on our videos. © NJ Wight/Pluto Living ™️
"No matter how old you are, you will always be my baby."
“Pretty is as pretty does.”
“I brought you into this world and I can take you out of it.“
My mom would say, “You People!” with such exasperation. Also, “You can get glad in the same face you got mad in.”
WHERE ARE YOUR MANNERS!?!?😉
Don't make me ask you again.
If you don't have anything nice to say then don't say anything.
"Stop that crying or I'll give you something to cry about."
That person could start a fight in an empty room...
"You're not tired. You're just lazy. "
Do you want to wait in the car?
you are going to poke your eye out
My Dad used to get upset because I was always outside playing - much more than my two brothers. I came home dirty and tired. My Dad would say, angrily: "Don't you have a home?" My Mom told him: "Home is where you go when there's no place else to go." I thought that that was soooo beautiful and wise of her. I love you and miss you, Mom, tremendously.
I brought you into this world and I can take you out !!! :)
I LOVE YOU PLUTO~!
"Nobody likes a whiner!"
"Like the Music Man said, 'I'm just doing the best that I can'".
If I hear any fighting over which channel to watch, the TV goes OFF!
One of you cuts the treat in half, and the other one gets to choose first!
If wishes were horses, beggars would ride.
you made your bed now sleep in it 💙when we did a dumb thinh
Here is a Smooch I LOVE you I wish my Dogo was like you🇺🇸💙🌍🌙💎
Awwww! I love you, Pluto.
When the kids ask me to get them something and we’re both sitting down “ get it yourself are your legs painted on “
You're going out dressed like THAT?
Mom Angels!!
brilliant! love the posts. thank you.
"You're not the only star in the galaxy."
When asked if there is something else for dinner, say “I am not a short order cook.” Then, my personal favorite “Well when (fill in ) happens, don’t come crying to me.”
"What part of "no" do you not understand?"
Table manners...just preventing you from embarrassing yourself when you are at your Nobel Prize luncheon.
You can get glad in the same britches you got mad in
Go turn off a half dozen lights. What are you doing? Sightseeing? Shut the refrigerator door.
Look under the bed... I can see into the future...someone's going to get hurt! You can't raise a child without cookies, it's impossible.
Contrary to what you might think, the world does not revolve around you.
Aww that's nice thanks Pluto your so sweet xo
Sighing heavily, she would say "When is your mother coming to get you? I'm just the babysitter. I need her to come now."
There were 5 girls in my family, 4 teenagers at the same time? My mom passed away 2 years ago. I thank my mom for her patience...
Moms fav line: I brought you into this world and I can take you out lol
One big giant time out LOL
Do you think money grows on trees?
and another fave I still use is what? are you allergic to listening?!?
I am not even close to kidding was one I used a lot. ;)
“Put an egg in your shoe and beat it“
Robyn I said no
Don’t you roll your eyes at me missy.(or mister)
Oh! Almost Forgot her all-time Fav, “if you say you’re bored, you’re admitting to the world that you have no intelligence or imagination and I know you are cleverer than that!” Lawd the pressure hahahahaha 🤣
“Wake up, wake up! You’re wasting your day away!- you’ll never get these minutes back..”. Still can’t sleep Late or even dare to think about a nap ! Hahaha 😂
"You don't have to like it, just TRY it." (Spoiler: I never liked it)
I must have been deprived of some sort of miniature shnauser-style maternal care-giving. My mother's prime motivation was never to torment her offspring with negative banalities...but to nurture and encourage them....guess I missed out.....I wonder if i can get a surrogate at my age?
Don’t touch that, you don’t know where it’s been!
Mom, Mom, Mom, Mom! WHAT! WHAT DO YOU WANT?.........I love you.
Don't say another word!...got it?
My mothers faves, "It's my way or the highway" "I may be fat, but I'm not stupid"
When my brothers or I were misbehaving she would say, "Judas Priest!"
My mother loved her own cooking. She'd say over and over through the meal "This is delicious!" AND it was!
When I was your age......
25 cents is a lot of money to someone without any.
Happy Mother's Day to your moms as well, Pluto
Throughout my life, I've been the proud MOM of schnauzers--we watch Pluto together--and, ooooh my, do we love her! Thanks for the bright spots in my day!
"You children are more trouble than you're worth sometimes, you know that?"
“You don’t throw out the baby with the bath water” & “Don’t roll your eyes at me!”
My mum once came out with Don't roll your eyes at me with that tone of voice! xoxo
Each to his own said the lady who kissed the cow
Just wait till your father gets home.
Get down from that (fill in the blank)! ....Please?
Yikes Pluto, I did the button test today...Not Good!
Pluto...never a day that you don't make me smile. Thank you!
Don’t curse , your better than that. My moms favorite: Are you planning to leave the house without brushing your hair?
"You can't be half pregnant " and "if you see a ghost, tell him to do the dishes"
Because I said so.! Thank you Pluto & Happy Mother’s Day to your 2 legged fur Mommy.
Love you Pluto Happy belated Mother’s Day😆
Me trying to explain stranger danger to my son who was born an attorney: "No that's not a stranger either. Never mind what a stranger is, all I'm saying is that you can't talk to everyone and if anyone ever tries to grab you, or take you, you need to scream your head off!" Him after a 20 minutes of thinking this over in his stroller: "So my head, would actually come off? Like if I started screaming, my head could come off?" I am not making this ups
What bred of dog is that?
My Mom..."Sorry? It's too late for sorry." Always very confusing. And if my kids ever asked "Why" in response to a rule they didn't appreciate I always told them it was in the parenting manual that every mom received as soon as her kid was born. The bought it for quite awhile and even when they grew old enough to know better it would draw a long and very dramatic sigh/eye roll which made me laugh.
One of my mom's favorite sayings, "Wait 'till your father gets home ..."
Darling Pluto. I love you and your Mum - all the way from Australia XXX
“If you don’t like it, there’s a back door and there’s a front door, you can pick either one”... I did once jut cause she offered ..... and I ended up in jail... but that part becomes my Father’s Day “Tail”.
My mother’s favorite was “better safe than sorry” for everything she wanted us to do, such as shut the windows it might rain, or wear your coat it’s going to get cold. I still say it today.....and now it drives my husband nuts. God bless my mom.
“You’re not dressed yet, are you?”
When we asked our mom a question and she didn't want to answer or didn't know the answer, she'd say "I've been to bed since then."
Happy Mother’s Day to your moms ❤️
When I would tell my mom about somebody who wasn't being kind or fair to me, she'd always say "You just go tell them to pee up a rope!". I guess that's a Midwestern thing, but I liked it! (She was from North Dakota)
HAPPY MOTHERS DAY 👩
"Her billions of kids have been outta control brats..." LOL! Truth!
We knew it was big trouble when mom would say, "Go get the spatula!" And often times, out of the blue, we'd get "Did you poop today?" LMAO!
Very sweet thanks! Nice to hear the mom threats. Lol I don’t have any experiences to relate, and didn’t know that was a thing. So cute, so illuminating! 🧐
The handout you’re looking for is right at the end of your arm.
Pluto. You are the Best. I only wish I seen this Sunday so I could take your advice. I love it
“Get that man out of my pocket”, my mom would say that when we would leave a room and forget to cut the lights out 😂 I love and miss you mom.
I love how Pluto said "the stuck inside rule" and "one giant time-out"! My cousin who had 5 sons used to say that God made kids cute so you wouldn't kill 'em! :)
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Where would we be without our Moms - nowhere! Moms rock the world, including the most famous Mother Earth!
If you are looking for something that is right under your nose.... If it was a snake it would bite you!
Go play in traffic. 😊
When I went to school, I had to walk 20 miles in the snow, uphill both ways!
Put your lipstick on. Or get your hands off the wall. Turn the lights off or you can pay the bill
I grew up in the 70's and 80's so one of my mom's lines was "go light me a cigarette please".
How about, how about oh go play in the street! Not you Pluto!💕
Just because everyone else does it; doesn't mean you have to do it!
Lol! Mother Natures brats......thank you for the laughter Pluto!
“If your friends jumped off a bridge, would you do it!?!?”