I Have a Confession to Make...

2020-ж., 28-ноя.
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This isn't easy for me to talk about... For the past 6 months there has been a shadow looming over my life. A pastry shaped shadow that has started to bleed into other parts of my day-to-day and I neither me nor my personal trainer can handle it anymore. You deserve better and, more importantly, I deserve better. And the only way to face this head on is to go straight to Pop Tart HQ and confront Mr. Kellogg himself... Wish me luck.
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  • people with unus annus tattoos when they read the title: *DISTRESSED NOISES*

    A vampire's right eyebrowA vampire's right eyebrow2 саат мурун
  • C R A Z Y G O O D

    Faraz KhanFaraz Khan3 саат мурун
  • You should try the Cheetos Mac and cheese

    Dyl WillDyl Will4 саат мурун
  • I toast it and put butter on the poptart

    stabby dragonstabby dragon6 саат мурун
  • Nummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmy num num

    wolfstormer 33wolfstormer 337 саат мурун
  • i want poptart to sponsor me shits on poptarts for the rest of the video

    NoonerNooner18 саат мурун

      Gucci Thompson VlogsGucci Thompson Vlogs12 саат мурун
  • I honestly thought you were gonna say you have a secrete addiction to pop tarts. regardless, it was still a fun and very well made video as always Mark. you truly are an inspiration to all of us small Tubers, as well as so so so SO many others in the world. Love ya mark.

    Gotta Play NowGotta Play NowКүн мурун
  • After watching this for 30 minutes, I'm somehow actually *wanting* a poptart

    Jason WJason WКүн мурун
  • Markiplier: "So long as it has the word toast in it, that's what you make your poptart with." Me trying to make poptarts with a toast:

    Bluesirus PlayzBluesirus PlayzКүн мурун
  • Lol, what?

    Salubrious GoldfishSalubrious GoldfishКүн мурун
  • when he said as long as it has the word toast in it, i thought about eating pop tarts immediately for some reason

    ocean .phantomocean .phantomКүн мурун
  • Mark:I’m about to tell you something that I haven’t told someone in nearly 6 months Everyone:😃 Mark: I thought I would take this to my grave Everyone: you just told someone 5 to 6 months ago? (Visibly confused)

    Pvt_Chaos sPvt_Chaos sКүн мурун
  • I'm just imagining markiplier roasting Pop-Tarts after he says the acronym "People Over Person To All Really Tragics" as if he means the actual organization

    Matt CMatt CКүн мурун
  • As a long-time Pop Tart connoisseur, I understand your obsession! I must admit I am a raw-ist, I eat them right out of the package. I will occasionally toast them, but to me I get more of the essence of Pop Tart in it's raw form. Couple it with tea it is amazing! My personal favorite is Frosted Cherry.

    MsBeckiMsBeckiКүн мурун
  • why do you look like Walmart Keanu reeves

    Hani RashidHani RashidКүн мурун
  • dude markiplier's content has really gone through something over the years,. last vid I saw was fnaf 4

    The TitusThe TitusКүн мурун
  • poptarts is food for the gods

    The TitusThe TitusКүн мурун
  • Strawberry milkshake is my personal favorite

    GhostyBoiGhostyBoiКүн мурун
  • as being ex military duck burpees.... just no *cries from years of burpees* (brown sugar is the best one js)

    Courier 6Courier 6Күн мурун
  • Best moment of the video by far: 12:04

    Robloxian CaliphateRobloxian CaliphateКүн мурун
  • strawberry's my favorite dont really like cherry that much

    EloysterEloysterКүн мурун
  • The moment before disaster.

    Wow Its LenaWow Its Lena2 күн мурун
  • that's about 8 poptarts a day...

    Bi-Butt MBi-Butt M2 күн мурун
  • Clickbait 100%

    Mateja IgrutinovicMateja Igrutinovic2 күн мурун
  • 28:05 IM DIEING!!!!!😂😂😂

  • "I'm a salt kind of guy" Me: used to eat salt on a day to day basis, drink ketchup, and ingest butter.

    Imagination AnimationImagination Animation2 күн мурун
  • Markiplier before 2020: Normal successful KGworldr occassionally uploading memes Markiplier at the end of 2020: Food reviewer

    dabestbr0x ytdabestbr0x yt2 күн мурун
  • Why review something if all your gonna do is make fun of it? If you don't like it then don't do it. 😒

    00The_Golden_Gamer0000The_Golden_Gamer002 күн мурун
  • Fun fact: Bugs have more proteins than Pop tarts

    ebrahim khalilebrahim khalil2 күн мурун
  • If you don't wanna watch the whole video, here's everything in general: The kid of Keanu Reeves and Willford Warfstasche ranting over a company for ice cream and it's curse.

    Ана-Мария МарковаАна-Мария Маркова2 күн мурун
  • me clicking on this video thinking it was another deep sad story or event in Markipliers life

    Kyle GriggsKyle Griggs2 күн мурун
  • Welp the health gods struck him down after this🙂

    AlphahAlphah3 күн мурун
  • Alternative title:Mark being mad at different flavors of a so-called *bReAkfAsT foOd* for 33 minutes and 55 seconds

    •††Forwardspider54††••††Forwardspider54††•3 күн мурун
  • he said that it is dry he put it in the toaster

    bigbabyboy420bigbabyboy4203 күн мурун
  • See, here's the thing. The best part about strawberry milkshakes (which is the best flavor of average milkshakes btw, I don't know what Mark is talking about) is that they're cold. So like... toasting a milkshake flavored Poptart... I-I-is just gonna defeat the purpose of the cold treat that is: A milkshake.

    Katherine BroadwayKatherine Broadway3 күн мурун
  • "What a waste of food." Mark, just take all of the ones you already tried and bake the world's largest, most Pop-Tart themed crumb cake ever.

    Katherine BroadwayKatherine Broadway3 күн мурун
  • Dude your going to get FAT XD XD

    Wolf HoundWolf Hound3 күн мурун
  • I thought the confession was gonna be something bad but now I’m having trouble keeping a straight face but pop tarts aren’t that bad

    Fizzy AnimationsFizzy Animations3 күн мурун
  • Not to be the bearer of bad news but there's about 190 calories in each pop-tart and two come in a bag so that would actually be 190 calories times 2 times 84 which comes out to 31,920 calories.

    MikeMike3 күн мурун
  • In fifth grade I always felt so depressed when there was no frosting on my Pop Tart.

    John BoyJohn Boy3 күн мурун
  • Man who doesn't like chocolate & loves fruit wastes 30 minutes to conclude fruit tastes better than chocolate

    Triple STriple S3 күн мурун
  • Hahahahahaha. The editing quality and his personality, are AMAZIIING

    MFPMFP3 күн мурун
  • OMG I LOVE POPTARTS. That would litterilly be me if I could spend all my parents money on pop tarts

    Tiernan LanoieTiernan Lanoie3 күн мурун
  • 18:04 *me when I overheard that I'm spending two nights at my best friends house* :o

    Micheal aftonMicheal afton3 күн мурун
  • This has same energy as MeatCanyon's goku video

    picsmics4picsmics43 күн мурун
  • Man said there are 4 left in here and it's a 16 pack. Then he said 8. Mark's logic: 16-4=8

    Camdyn DickersonCamdyn Dickerson4 күн мурун
  • You know what I drink 5 pounds of Apple juice per 10 hours you do you I do me

    Atsuhiro SakoAtsuhiro Sako4 күн мурун
  • Thought he was going to be gay or something Not that there is anything wrong with being gay

    Austin ConradAustin Conrad4 күн мурун
  • Alternate title: Hiding poptarts from Amy's holy peepers.

    Zara ForslandZara Forsland4 күн мурун
    • lol

      DaMemeBoi _DaMemeBoi _2 күн мурун
  • Man, finally he's coming out to his that he's gay... Wait, nevermind.

    Its_PrksIts_Prks4 күн мурун
  • Mark: People who eat potarts microwaved or cold are heathans. Me, who eats both: 😳

    Katie BowdoinKatie Bowdoin4 күн мурун
  • The next time i play among us my name is gonna be Marks poptart if it'll fit. I SWEAR IT ON MY LIIFEE

    that.one. bookshelfthat.one. bookshelf4 күн мурун
  • Smores

    TheKoreyVolcomTheKoreyVolcom4 күн мурун
  • I thought this was fucking serious until the joke with lixian

    PenguPengu4 күн мурун
  • I’m a diabetic, and 69 CARBS?!

    Cloud StrifeCloud Strife5 күн мурун
  • Cherry is literally the worst fruity flavored poptart there is. Strawberry is one of the best, and so is Wildberry

    Philip McDonaldPhilip McDonald5 күн мурун
  • Whats YOUR guy's favourite pop tart flavor?

    Tae KangTae Kang5 күн мурун
  • Who keep $500 worth of Pop Tarts a secret?

    kentrell leekentrell lee5 күн мурун
  • The pause at 16:57 has me cracked up... this is different packaging 😂

    Kaylee SpoonerKaylee Spooner5 күн мурун
  • amy: you dont need to tell me what everything means what amy is really saying: shut up.

    waksdm rkdfgvdfmwaksdm rkdfgvdfm5 күн мурун
  • Mark: poptart better sponser me when this video is done Also Mark: this is garbage, this taste like shit, I dont know how the got you to think this was a good breakfast, This is really bad for you. Also also Mark: eats 84 poptarts

    Puk SørensenPuk Sørensen5 күн мурун

    waksdm rkdfgvdfmwaksdm rkdfgvdfm5 күн мурун
  • mark: burps toaster: AHHHH mark: oh look its done

    waksdm rkdfgvdfmwaksdm rkdfgvdfm5 күн мурун

  • mark: even if this changes your opinion on me.. everyone: no its gonna change your comments

    waksdm rkdfgvdfmwaksdm rkdfgvdfm5 күн мурун
  • I think no Ethan + quarantine is getting to him guys

    Mayhem AND FriendsMayhem AND Friends5 күн мурун
  • Yo Mark you got anymore of the tarts?

    Mr GoreMr Gore5 күн мурун
  • Markiplier makes my day

    Haven WaltersHaven Walters5 күн мурун
  • Poptarts are cookies and no one can tell me otherwise.

    fluffipinkbunniesfluffipinkbunnies5 күн мурун
  • Looking at your vid reminded me of TheActMan and i went to watch him and im now a fan of TheActMan all because i saw mark close up

    FireblxzeFireblxze6 күн мурун
  • review the video Its not true Sry mark 😃 you still have my love and respect

    Momo YukiMomo Yuki6 күн мурун
  • What are Pop Tarts?????

    puppetmasterinpuppetmasterin6 күн мурун
    • @Fireblxze Ha???

      puppetmasterinpuppetmasterin5 күн мурун
    • Pop*

      FireblxzeFireblxze6 күн мурун
    • Poop tarts are my childhood

      FireblxzeFireblxze6 күн мурун
  • Mark? Has reviewing food finally broken you?

    MotorMattMotorMatt6 күн мурун
  • Did anyone else write a list?

    Larissa WuLarissa Wu6 күн мурун
  • Frosted Pop-Tarts < Frosted Toaster Strudel

    toxiclunchtoxiclunch6 күн мурун
  • Oh my lord theres so much poptart boxes ;-;"

    Julianna Venisce PerezJulianna Venisce Perez6 күн мурун
  • I fell you

    Roman SanchezRoman Sanchez7 күн мурун
  • 13:21

    Kars AjaKars Aja7 күн мурун
  • yeh but pop tarts are supposed to be like pie-ish things and pies aren’t frosted so if you wanna have a pie for breakfast get the unfrosted ones.

    Vomer ConchVomer Conch7 күн мурун
    • @Vomer Conch you can just buy pie's XD its probably not the same than making them yourself but according to markiplier everything is better than pop tarts. they dont do those in my country so i dont know how bad they must be. But theres alot of unhealthy food anyway so idc XD

      LiandreLiandre6 күн мурун
    • @Liandre but then you have to make a pie

      Vomer ConchVomer Conch6 күн мурун
    • or just get a pie instead XD

      LiandreLiandre6 күн мурун
  • Keanu Reeves.. anybody else or just me?

    Cody MendolaCody Mendola7 күн мурун
  • 20:21 😂😂 *then cRaZy gOod!*

    Charles MorelandCharles Moreland7 күн мурун
  • Quarantine hit mark so hard

    Unbelievable BravoUnbelievable Bravo7 күн мурун
  • I don't like chacolate anything because it's usually all cheap very overrated flavor.

    The ChiefThe Chief7 күн мурун
  • Even Mooorrrreee unhinged........ (notice the same shirt as Del Monte video) STOP...get some help ( jk everyone)

    Nicole LNicole L7 күн мурун
  • look at 3:28 😂😂😂😂his face is hilarious

    Zack GrechZack Grech7 күн мурун
  • so its not just me

    beefunny247beefunny2477 күн мурун
  • Yah! Yah! Yah! (Whip sounds) 😂😂😂

    Fireball FlamingoFireball Flamingo8 күн мурун
  • 1:00

    William GabrielWilliam Gabriel8 күн мурун
  • That you are John wicks brother 😎

    kerptickerptic8 күн мурун
  • Mark. What did you do with all the extra Pop-Tarts?

    BaboonballsBaboonballs8 күн мурун
  • 18:05 mark pog

    What the fuck is love?What the fuck is love?8 күн мурун
  • 554k people love cinnamon roll pop tarts

    B1xB1x9 күн мурун
  • i love how mark has learned that his fans will watch a 33 min video about poptarts with a 5 minute intro and its just not questioned

    MayaMaya9 күн мурун
  • Also, I've never actually toasted a Poptart :)

    Taylormade ChaoticTaylormade Chaotic9 күн мурун
  • Evan knew EXACTLY what he was doing when he bought all those Poptarts.

    Taylormade ChaoticTaylormade Chaotic9 күн мурун
  • Fun little story! So my dad used to eat PopTarts a lot when he was in college because his brother was so hyper that they never got sugary treats. He was a diehard, we're talking a couple PopTarts per day, but then one day he screwed up. He had this janky toaster that he bought for himself and would launch food out, but he didn't see the harm for a PopTart cause hey! It's just a worse strudel, right? And when it launched, it landed icing down aaaaand he had to go to the hospital for the burns. Idk, he repeats it a lot so it's funny to him and embedded in my brain by now man.

    Smol Emo BeanSmol Emo Bean9 күн мурун
  • Just give it away

    Drips ForeverDrips Forever9 күн мурун
  • I’m finnish and trying so hard to understand what poptarts are. Is it bread? Is it a cookie? I’m so confused

    Eucis93Eucis939 күн мурун
    • @Kim Eye that sounds gross. Thank you!

      Eucis93Eucis937 күн мурун
    • Closer to a cookie texture than bread, but not even a good cookie. Very dry, and then the filling is like the sweetest most "fake fruit" flavored jam you can imagine.

      Kim EyeKim Eye8 күн мурун
  • I eat my toaster pastries frozen.

    Celestial SystemCelestial System9 күн мурун
  • Ayyy now I'm not sad for not being allowed pop tarts thanks Mark

    CynicSaadCynicSaad9 күн мурун