This isn't easy for me to talk about... For the past 6 months there has been a shadow looming over my life. A pastry shaped shadow that has started to bleed into other parts of my day-to-day and I neither me nor my personal trainer can handle it anymore. You deserve better and, more importantly, I deserve better. And the only way to face this head on is to go straight to Pop Tart HQ and confront Mr. Kellogg himself... Wish me luck.
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people with unus annus tattoos when they read the title: *DISTRESSED NOISES*
C R A Z Y G O O D
You should try the Cheetos Mac and cheese
I toast it and put butter on the poptart
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i want poptart to sponsor me shits on poptarts for the rest of the video
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I honestly thought you were gonna say you have a secrete addiction to pop tarts. regardless, it was still a fun and very well made video as always Mark. you truly are an inspiration to all of us small Tubers, as well as so so so SO many others in the world. Love ya mark.
After watching this for 30 minutes, I'm somehow actually *wanting* a poptart
Markiplier: "So long as it has the word toast in it, that's what you make your poptart with." Me trying to make poptarts with a toast:
Lol, what?
when he said as long as it has the word toast in it, i thought about eating pop tarts immediately for some reason
Mark:I’m about to tell you something that I haven’t told someone in nearly 6 months Everyone:😃 Mark: I thought I would take this to my grave Everyone: you just told someone 5 to 6 months ago? (Visibly confused)
I'm just imagining markiplier roasting Pop-Tarts after he says the acronym "People Over Person To All Really Tragics" as if he means the actual organization
As a long-time Pop Tart connoisseur, I understand your obsession! I must admit I am a raw-ist, I eat them right out of the package. I will occasionally toast them, but to me I get more of the essence of Pop Tart in it's raw form. Couple it with tea it is amazing! My personal favorite is Frosted Cherry.
why do you look like Walmart Keanu reeves
dude markiplier's content has really gone through something over the years,. last vid I saw was fnaf 4
poptarts is food for the gods
Strawberry milkshake is my personal favorite
as being ex military duck burpees.... just no *cries from years of burpees* (brown sugar is the best one js)
Best moment of the video by far: 12:04
strawberry's my favorite dont really like cherry that much
The moment before disaster.
that's about 8 poptarts a day...
Clickbait 100%
28:05 IM DIEING!!!!!😂😂😂
"I'm a salt kind of guy" Me: used to eat salt on a day to day basis, drink ketchup, and ingest butter.
Markiplier before 2020: Normal successful KGworldr occassionally uploading memes Markiplier at the end of 2020: Food reviewer
Why review something if all your gonna do is make fun of it? If you don't like it then don't do it. 😒
Fun fact: Bugs have more proteins than Pop tarts
If you don't wanna watch the whole video, here's everything in general: The kid of Keanu Reeves and Willford Warfstasche ranting over a company for ice cream and it's curse.
me clicking on this video thinking it was another deep sad story or event in Markipliers life
Welp the health gods struck him down after this🙂
Alternative title:Mark being mad at different flavors of a so-called *bReAkfAsT foOd* for 33 minutes and 55 seconds
he said that it is dry he put it in the toaster
See, here's the thing. The best part about strawberry milkshakes (which is the best flavor of average milkshakes btw, I don't know what Mark is talking about) is that they're cold. So like... toasting a milkshake flavored Poptart... I-I-is just gonna defeat the purpose of the cold treat that is: A milkshake.
"What a waste of food." Mark, just take all of the ones you already tried and bake the world's largest, most Pop-Tart themed crumb cake ever.
Dude your going to get FAT XD XD
I thought the confession was gonna be something bad but now I’m having trouble keeping a straight face but pop tarts aren’t that bad
Not to be the bearer of bad news but there's about 190 calories in each pop-tart and two come in a bag so that would actually be 190 calories times 2 times 84 which comes out to 31,920 calories.
In fifth grade I always felt so depressed when there was no frosting on my Pop Tart.
Man who doesn't like chocolate & loves fruit wastes 30 minutes to conclude fruit tastes better than chocolate
Hahahahahaha. The editing quality and his personality, are AMAZIIING
OMG I LOVE POPTARTS. That would litterilly be me if I could spend all my parents money on pop tarts
18:04 *me when I overheard that I'm spending two nights at my best friends house* :o
This has same energy as MeatCanyon's goku video
Man said there are 4 left in here and it's a 16 pack. Then he said 8. Mark's logic: 16-4=8
You know what I drink 5 pounds of Apple juice per 10 hours you do you I do me
Thought he was going to be gay or something Not that there is anything wrong with being gay
Alternate title: Hiding poptarts from Amy's holy peepers.
lol
Man, finally he's coming out to his that he's gay... Wait, nevermind.
Mark: People who eat potarts microwaved or cold are heathans. Me, who eats both: 😳
The next time i play among us my name is gonna be Marks poptart if it'll fit. I SWEAR IT ON MY LIIFEE
Smores
I thought this was fucking serious until the joke with lixian
I’m a diabetic, and 69 CARBS?!
Cherry is literally the worst fruity flavored poptart there is. Strawberry is one of the best, and so is Wildberry
Whats YOUR guy's favourite pop tart flavor?
Who keep $500 worth of Pop Tarts a secret?
The pause at 16:57 has me cracked up... this is different packaging 😂
amy: you dont need to tell me what everything means what amy is really saying: shut up.
Mark: poptart better sponser me when this video is done Also Mark: this is garbage, this taste like shit, I dont know how the got you to think this was a good breakfast, This is really bad for you. Also also Mark: eats 84 poptarts
lixian editing this: OKAY I WONT PUT ANYTHING SUPER MEAN IN THE VIDEO BUT I CANT PROMISE THAT WHEN IT COMES TO TEXTING...
mark: burps toaster: AHHHH mark: oh look its done
555k likes
mark: even if this changes your opinion on me.. everyone: no its gonna change your comments
I think no Ethan + quarantine is getting to him guys
Yo Mark you got anymore of the tarts?
Markiplier makes my day
Poptarts are cookies and no one can tell me otherwise.
Looking at your vid reminded me of TheActMan and i went to watch him and im now a fan of TheActMan all because i saw mark close up
review the video Its not true Sry mark 😃 you still have my love and respect
What are Pop Tarts?????
@Fireblxze Ha???
Pop*
Poop tarts are my childhood
Mark? Has reviewing food finally broken you?
Did anyone else write a list?
Frosted Pop-Tarts < Frosted Toaster Strudel
Oh my lord theres so much poptart boxes ;-;"
I fell you
13:21
yeh but pop tarts are supposed to be like pie-ish things and pies aren’t frosted so if you wanna have a pie for breakfast get the unfrosted ones.
@Vomer Conch you can just buy pie's XD its probably not the same than making them yourself but according to markiplier everything is better than pop tarts. they dont do those in my country so i dont know how bad they must be. But theres alot of unhealthy food anyway so idc XD
@Liandre but then you have to make a pie
or just get a pie instead XD
Keanu Reeves.. anybody else or just me?
20:21 😂😂 *then cRaZy gOod!*
Quarantine hit mark so hard
I don't like chacolate anything because it's usually all cheap very overrated flavor.
Even Mooorrrreee unhinged........ (notice the same shirt as Del Monte video) STOP...get some help ( jk everyone)
look at 3:28 😂😂😂😂his face is hilarious
so its not just me
Yah! Yah! Yah! (Whip sounds) 😂😂😂
1:00
That you are John wicks brother 😎
Mark. What did you do with all the extra Pop-Tarts?
18:05 mark pog
554k people love cinnamon roll pop tarts
i love how mark has learned that his fans will watch a 33 min video about poptarts with a 5 minute intro and its just not questioned
Also, I've never actually toasted a Poptart :)
Evan knew EXACTLY what he was doing when he bought all those Poptarts.
Fun little story! So my dad used to eat PopTarts a lot when he was in college because his brother was so hyper that they never got sugary treats. He was a diehard, we're talking a couple PopTarts per day, but then one day he screwed up. He had this janky toaster that he bought for himself and would launch food out, but he didn't see the harm for a PopTart cause hey! It's just a worse strudel, right? And when it launched, it landed icing down aaaaand he had to go to the hospital for the burns. Idk, he repeats it a lot so it's funny to him and embedded in my brain by now man.
Just give it away
I’m finnish and trying so hard to understand what poptarts are. Is it bread? Is it a cookie? I’m so confused
@Kim Eye that sounds gross. Thank you!
Closer to a cookie texture than bread, but not even a good cookie. Very dry, and then the filling is like the sweetest most "fake fruit" flavored jam you can imagine.
I eat my toaster pastries frozen.
Ayyy now I'm not sad for not being allowed pop tarts thanks Mark