Jokes Seth Can’t Tell: Disney+ Racism Warning, Lesbian Vampire Series

2020-ж., 27-окт.
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There are some jokes that just sound wrong coming from Seth, like the one about Kate Winslet and Saoirse Ronan playing lovers in a new movie.
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  • I don't get this s*** if a joke is so bad that it shouldn't be told by someone it shouldn't be told by anyone. let's Imagine this: you buy a book called a book of jokes. You read jokes to yourself and if they're funny you should be able to tell them whoever you are and to whomever. making jokes untellable because you are wrong kind of race or the wrong kind of I don't know gender is wrong and hypocritical; either a joke is funny or it's not

    Artur SandwichArtur Sandwich3 күн мурун
  • That’s what? 10 feet?

    Jerome FitzRoyJerome FitzRoy4 күн мурун
  • So Wholesome!

    HafsteinnHHafsteinnH4 күн мурун
  • "Wakanda" And suddenly everything was ok (Also his "I'm ok with that one")

    C TC T6 күн мурун
  • "oceans 8" 💀💀💀

    Julia FosterJulia Foster6 күн мурун
  • "They come out in college" OMG so spot on! :)

    Ryn RoseRyn Rose7 күн мурун
  • Is it bizarre to anyone else how they're sitting so far apart? I get it; I know it's because of covid, but they get tested almost every day to even work inside 30 Rock and their friends in SNL are still all over each other in sketches and have a big hug fest at the end of their episodes still lol. It's just a little weird to me that they think they have to practice social distancing in such a way that doesn't seem to matter.

    Paul EdgarPaul Edgar9 күн мурун
  • Shout out to Nebraska!

    Jake LinderJake Linder9 күн мурун
  • Amber: "BLACK" Orange Juice itinerary: Bottle, Mouth, Nose, Keyboard & Monitor.

    Michael CusanusMichael Cusanus11 күн мурун
  • why is this my favorite wow

    Anni BellamyAnni Bellamy11 күн мурун
  • I thought these would be horrible without an audience, but they turned out... better?

    Brooks WardBrooks Ward11 күн мурун
  • Saoirse Ronan & Kate Winslet film is call Ammonite 😍

    Silor RenSilor Ren12 күн мурун
  • theres no audience the laughs are the same as groans...so true

    ilovefunnyamv2ndilovefunnyamv2nd13 күн мурун
  • No audience or laughing track makes then less enjoyable, but still love Seth.

    MrFantocanMrFantocan13 күн мурун
  • I mean, I get the hate on old racist Disney movies, but I prefer Disney admits they were racist than just leave them off the site and pretend they didn't exist.

    Jake PullmanJake Pullman13 күн мурун
  • Amber's fit, especially those earrings are 🔥🔥🔥

    Hana AdilHana Adil14 күн мурун
  • Somehow I feel like Amber's jokes land even better without an audience laugh

    DaMaLoJoDaMaLoJo14 күн мурун
  • This is hands down my favorite segment of any late show ever.

    Mari A.Mari A.15 күн мурун
  • OCEANS 8 KILLED ME THANK YOU JENNY LMAO

    Chelsea BoyntonChelsea Boynton15 күн мурун
  • "I'm fine with that one" - LOL

    Mike SchilderMike Schilder15 күн мурун
  • Swiss army wife joke was GOLD

    Arkeis07Arkeis0715 күн мурун
  • Pretty sure you've told the lesbians have orgasms joke before. True. But not as funny the 2nd time.

    Sumner SvenssonSumner Svensson15 күн мурун
  • Wakanda 😹

    Keroberus R.Keroberus R.15 күн мурун
  • Joke's on you, they already come out in college. (Then after graduation, half of them go back in.)

    Eme OhEme Oh16 күн мурун
  • So happy to finally see Oceans 8 recognition

    Leia FLeia F16 күн мурун
  • If it is not okay for a straight white male, it is wrong for others to say.

    Jaefar SABNWJaefar SABNW16 күн мурун
  • best one yet ! Amber is getting better by the hour. the wakanda joke really hit that spot.

    raidenwaveraidenwave16 күн мурун
  • Hey the girls are back in town

    Megan MartinezMegan Martinez17 күн мурун
  • “What’s your favorite lesbian film?” “Ocean’s 8” HAHAHA SAME

    Tom SdralisTom Sdralis17 күн мурун
  • Anyone find this really boring?

    sgtjohn4321sgtjohn432117 күн мурун
  • "Black!!!" Lol

    Shaun GarrettShaun Garrett17 күн мурун
  • "What's a hairstyle?" LOLOLOLOL!!

    jimjimmyjames59jimjimmyjames5917 күн мурун
  • "That sounds about white." I love it!

    Jane DoeJane Doe18 күн мурун
  • This is my favourite segment ever

    Jenna HillsJenna Hills19 күн мурун
  • "BLACK!"

    Anthony BrownAnthony Brown19 күн мурун
    • Black** FTFY

      Abdullah AlmomtanAbdullah Almomtan13 күн мурун
  • Their timing has always been socially distant.

    bg6b7bftbg6b7bft19 күн мурун
  • Hahaha

    ArjanArjan19 күн мурун
  • Lmao oceans 8

    nanna0100 0nanna0100 019 күн мурун
  • I love you guys. Too funny 😂 😂 🤣 e

    Sylvia FarmerSylvia Farmer19 күн мурун
  • 1:45 that delightful devilish delivery is one of a gazillion things I look forward to whenever I click on anything that has Amber a part of it

    trick willistrick willis19 күн мурун
  • "At least 2..."

    PsiberzerkerPsiberzerker20 күн мурун
  • The teen lesbian vampire one actually made me laugh out loud

    yoongicowboyyoongicowboy20 күн мурун
  • “WHERE ARE YOU FROM FROM” 🤣🤣🤣

    Fonsi BonillaFonsi Bonilla20 күн мурун
  • Ok but what's the name of the new lesbian vampire TV show??

    Kelli GroverKelli Grover20 күн мурун
  • this segment has really hit its stride

    dogtatodogtato21 күн мурун
  • Wait during sex there are always t least 2 orgasms. From the females with me.

    usernamedkjahusernamedkjah21 күн мурун
  • OCEAN'S EIGHT. I SCREAM LAUGHED. Love, a fellow Lesbian.

    Laura GlasgowLaura Glasgow21 күн мурун
  • Seth: Amber, do you capitalize black when you write it? Amber: Yes. And also when I say it - *_BLACK_*

    A VikashA Vikash21 күн мурун
    • 110% perfect delivery

      ShishakliAusShishakliAus3 күн мурун
    • This one has me rolling! Amber is the greatest! 🙌

      TimTim3 күн мурун
  • Swiss Army wife 😂😂😂

    lovelylovely21 күн мурун
  • honestly the funniest part was the distance

    The Olive KayThe Olive Kay22 күн мурун
  • “BLACK!”

    Nicholas KMANicholas KMA22 күн мурун
  • swiss army wife kills😭😭😭❕

    Gypsy Mind TrikGypsy Mind Trik22 күн мурун
  • I love black women and lesbians! Hilarious! 😅

    Steven KlinglerSteven Klingler22 күн мурун
  • I need to know Jenny’s hair routine. Her curls are perfection.

    JaxJax22 күн мурун
  • These always crack me up

    H RH R22 күн мурун
  • Disney: We're not gonna make any old racist stuff available. It's bad stuff. Everyone: Oh, and pretend like you never made it? Convenient. You should just put a disclaimer like Warner Bros. Disney: Ok, we'll put it up with a disclaimer. Everyone: Why would you make this stuff available? It's bad!

    Missy BarbourMissy Barbour22 күн мурун
  • It may be just the withdrawal talking but this segment of JSCT is hilarious!

    Monster ZMonster Z23 күн мурун
  • YES I HAVE MISSED THIS SEGMENT

    Sarah FlanaganSarah Flanagan23 күн мурун
  • I had more enjoyment trying to poop when constipated than listening to these jokes

    Thicc CheeseThicc Cheese23 күн мурун
  • The socially distanced stools made me feel like I was watching some weird play that was being workshopped.

    Robert DullnigRobert Dullnig23 күн мурун
  • Why can't he tell these jokes? He tells all God awful Trump jokes.

    DiscoMatty McNicenessDiscoMatty McNiceness23 күн мурун
  • i can't tell if this segment is funnier with or without the audience lmfao

    AliceRoaredAliceRoared23 күн мурун
  • The best segment. Go Amber&Jen!!!

    Eva de ProsperisEva de Prosperis23 күн мурун
  • so much fun!

    Gloria RohlfsGloria Rohlfs24 күн мурун
  • "said lesbians, 'what's a hairstyle?'" as a lesbian i can't even be mad at this because i look like i have perpetual bedhead and haven't used hair products since i was 7

    GayGengarGayGengar24 күн мурун
    • I just let my hair grow out this year and wear it in a perpetual ponytail, so none of it falls in front of my face, so I don't have to touch it. I also dyed it red to match the world that is on fire.

      Creative DesignationCreative Designation16 күн мурун
    • Oh for sure. I got a haircut back in June where I asked the super cuts lady to cut it insanely short so I wouldn't have to cut my hair for the rest of the year. It looks like a reasonable thing to be on somebody's head.

      felixvelariusbosfelixvelariusbos18 күн мурун
    • I discovered how awesome a perm is during a pandemic. You only have to wash your hair once a week, it stays more or less in tact, and you don't even have to brush unless you're in the shower! I am totally up for 1/2 an hour of work once a week.

      Selina_NovellaSelina_Novella19 күн мурун
  • Show pitch: Amber and Jenny are buddy cops and Seth is the Chief of Police who has to go out undercover himself every day due to budget cuts.

    thegreenmercenarythegreenmercenary24 күн мурун
  • I capitalize Black. It’s even automatic in my phone. I never knew it was a thing

    Ahmed Is KingAhmed Is King24 күн мурун
  • The state of Queensland in Australia has elected a majority left wing government, first time in decade. First New Zealand, now Queensland.. can America take it home? Xxxxxx

    Douglas ArmstrongDouglas Armstrong24 күн мурун
  • Jenny can take me by storm.... I love to be the third wheel with lesbians... #AllforOne🇨🇦💖U all♡♡♡♡♡

    Asim MalikAsim Malik24 күн мурун
  • I'm gonna watch the lesbian vampire tv show, don't care how bad it will be.

    Xavier AguilarXavier Aguilar25 күн мурун
  • I love this segment more than you know. Not only is it funny af, but there are actual lesbian jokes told by an actual lesbian on a major late night show. Representation matters!!! You have no idea. Or maybe you do. Thank you, Jenny and the rest. xoxo

    greasergrrlgreasergrrl25 күн мурун
  • So Uranus is out also? Signed one very gay male downunder.

    Robert McNamaraRobert McNamara25 күн мурун
  • Thank you Seth this made me 😂😂😂 so much....❤️❤️❤️❤️ I was not having such a Good Friday but with this vid you made my day 😂😂😂😂😂.

    EveEve25 күн мурун
  • Two things: 1.) Umm, whoa, never imagined I'd hear "female world champion downhill mtn biker" on a Hollywood chat show! Like...YO!!! :) 2.) I'm 99% certain Missy "the Missile" Giove was the first openly gay female world cup downhill mtb champion in 1994. Maybe the 2020 Swiss chick won the World's? And not the world cup series as Missy had?

    terry sterry s25 күн мурун
  • They come out in college hahaha

    MBoykin1982MBoykin198225 күн мурун
  • As a lesbian who came out in college I legit lol at that joke. 😂

    Carmen RCarmen R25 күн мурун
  • A friend suggested that I watch the program. I'm very glad I did. Lovely.

    Waggish SagacityWaggish Sagacity25 күн мурун
  • Bigoted humor Isn't .

    Jeffrey EickJeffrey Eick25 күн мурун
  • Lonely Vampire--..... kgworld.info/wiki/video/zpiAm5lynoWP2G4

    The WeathersmanThe Weathersman25 күн мурун
  • These are always my favorite segments.

    Cito Perez-HalesCito Perez-Hales25 күн мурун
  • I laughed harder than I care to admit over the two orgasms joke. I deserve an Oscar for my performances.

    Elle PeddsElle Pedds25 күн мурун
  • Sad thing: most MAGAheads won't get the Wakanda line and will insist on Amber going back there. Also Amber, since you're the first open Wakandan, my late condolences on losing your head of state.

    Mr. 9thDoctorMr. 9thDoctor25 күн мурун
  • I don't understand why in America you can't tell jokes. Comedy doesn't have limits,the limits are set by the audience laughters, either is funny or is not. And most of those weren't. Which is strange because usually they are

    better secretbetter secret25 күн мурун
  • Every time I watch one of these segments I have the same big stupid grin the three of them do plastered to my face. It's like a little injection of joy.

    TheHiroBladeTheHiroBlade25 күн мурун
  • I love this segment

    Rebecca RichRebecca Rich25 күн мурун
  • I love this segment so much!!!!!!!!

    LaurenLauren25 күн мурун
  • Jokes that no one should tell. They must have the most depressing writer's room in late night.

    David BleecherDavid Bleecher25 күн мурун
  • This should be a regular thing.

    Cee KoutsosCee Koutsos25 күн мурун
  • This segment actually highlights an unfortunate truth: there is something behind the whiney right wing's complaints about the culture war. Humor is largely based on stereotypes. If you don't think so, watch pretty much any comedian, they will joke about how women are, how men are, any group that could be categorized. Seth is doing us the favor us demonstrating that it's not ok for one segment of the population (white men) to make the same exact joke that other segments can make. THIS IS THE OPPOSITE OF FEMINISM which says we are all EQUAL. The idea that blacks, lesbians or women should be a protected class who are the only ones who are socially allowed, and rewarded, for doing, or saying, certain things is de-evolution NOT PROGRESS. Notice in this very comment section people are rewarding Amber for saying "That's about white". Now imagine if Seth had said, "That's about black." It's funny for women to joke about men... but if a man jokes about women it's sexist. It's funny for a black person to joke about whites, but if a white person jokes about blacks it's racist. The basic issue of people being made in fun of based on their identity hasn't changed, it's simply shifted who it's ok to laugh at or disparage. Does anyone notice this double standard? Do you think this is helpful? Either making in fun of people is ok or it's not. Just don't pretend that this is more woke or something.

    Gue VerduraGue Verdura25 күн мурун
  • This is still the best damn segment on TV

    Jane WhiteJane White25 күн мурун
  • These clips make my day ☀️! Thanks for the quality material.

    Cynthia CoplandCynthia Copland26 күн мурун
  • Ugh, that Barrett joke hit me right in the heart

    Joscelyne KJoscelyne K26 күн мурун
  • Not only do I love both these women, but I love Seth, also. This segment rocks!

    Hugh ManneHugh Manne26 күн мурун
  • Swiss Army wife... I'm dead

    KainGatesKainGates26 күн мурун
  • I LUVVVVV YOU ALLLLLLL!!!!🌈💕😻

    Dee CohenDee Cohen26 күн мурун
  • Ocean's 8 , I can't...bhahahahahahahahahahahahaha

    BennytonBennyton26 күн мурун
  • Goddamit Amber! You made me spit-take my whiskey. Whiskey doesn't grow on trees y'know!!!!

    Nelius BresnanNelius Bresnan26 күн мурун
  • how utterly delightful!

    BenzaitenBenzaiten26 күн мурун
  • So this "First Kill" show about vampires, do they feast (so to speak) anytime or do they wait and enjoy a meal only "that time of the month". They could have called the program "Go With the Flow".

    steven armstrongsteven armstrong26 күн мурун
  • 1:54 ouch, too accurate lol.

    Maya EnglishMaya English26 күн мурун
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