Monday Morning Podcast 10-19-20

2020-ж., 20-окт.
94 016 Көрүүлөр

Bill rambles about his Sunday, U.S. foreign policy, and junk food moms.
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Here’s the website! billburr.com
I was born a freckled child in a land far away during a much simpler time. I did well in school until it counted. As a freshman in high school I had dreams of going to Notre Dame and becoming a lawyer. By the time I was sophomore I was taking shop class and was considering getting into construction. I ended up working in warehousing and unloading trucks. Other than stand up, that job was the most fun I ever had.
I am now a stand up comedian. I do a couple hundred shows a year. And I enjoy the travel. I’ve done four hour-long stand-up specials: “Why Do I Do This”, “Let It Go”, “You People Are All The Same” and “I’m Sorry You Feel That Way.” I host a podcast each week called The Monday Morning Podcast. And I have an animated series on Netflix called: ‘F’ Is For Family.’ Occasionally I act in movies but only when they let me.

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  • Dud3 can't control his own eating habits and he's trying to make rules for everyone else. Keep cranking out the excuses tubby.

    Hammerback0Hammerback0Ай мурун
  • Poor bill only gets Hollywood news, he don't wanna talk about politics at the moment, because he's in a good spot. Just done SNL, not being blackballed, I'm happy for Billy. However, if Trumps son had a laptop containing pics of 15 year old females, topless, and personal drug use, bill would have an hour on that alone. Can't say anything about H. 8iden tho. The media won't speak about it because it's "unsubstantiated". The Ru$$ia story against the president was investigated and proven false, and that's all anyone talks about to this day. I hope on election day, whoever wins, it's an honest victory. Noone will Believe any result tho

    Hammerback0Hammerback0Ай мурун
  • Wow this is dark.. u are my favorite comic... I stumbled on your podcast feed.. what is going on w u???

    C MeC MeАй мурун
  • 6 adds within the first 6 n a half minutes.

    Will SmithWill SmithАй мурун
  • I have no idea why this podcast shows up on my recommended. Hey guy, I think youtube thinks you a republican Trump supporter... LMFAO

    Wayne WoolseyWayne WoolseyАй мурун
  • Bill is between two worlds until he leaves his PO C partner. JUST facts.

    cyberpromptcyberpromptАй мурун
  • Meh

    Canada Goose07Canada Goose07Ай мурун
  • Young and handsome 35 year old...lol bro your just about middle aged

    dino radjadino radjaАй мурун
  • 1:04:18

    Fares HaddadinFares HaddadinАй мурун
  • Not all the ferocious animal names are taken. Washington should be called the Honey Badgers.. the most ferocious badass animal on the planet. Honey badgers don’t give a shit

    Geoff HillGeoff HillАй мурун
  • Alaskan wild Salmon - YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT THEY'RE GONNA DO!!

    marrydrulimarrydruliАй мурун
  • The ads for Adam and Eve are the best thing that ever happened to this podcast 🤣

    marrydrulimarrydruliАй мурун
  • Sports is boring

    Charles MarkhamCharles MarkhamАй мурун
  • Fuken till there dead

    Charles MarkhamCharles MarkhamАй мурун
  • A fukin men

    Charles MarkhamCharles MarkhamАй мурун
  • "Your a great Dad". Brought tears to my eyes. Beautiful, thanks Bill.

    Steven ColeSteven ColeАй мурун
  • Jesus I've never watched (Listened) to a podcast that had so many fuckin KGworld ads crammed in, I dunno if they're mad about your SNL mono or what but it feels like the Tube is intentionally trying to punish us. Seriously every 2 fuckin mins, KGworld ad......Bullshit.

    SurrealiSSurrealiSАй мурун
  • Bionic Billy with his Porsche level shoulders would be a great show!

    CatusBrutusCatusBrutusАй мурун
  • Can’t wait to sit through 17 ads on a 1 hour podcast.

    Mike HoffmanMike HoffmanАй мурун
  • Bill really needs to watch letterkenny

    DOORKITTYFILMS armyDOORKITTYFILMS armyАй мурун
  • There are too many ads on this crap I am no longer listening to build bird

    Frank WilsonFrank WilsonАй мурун
  • Being nice to people is not stupid at all the world could be a better place with such things

    Charles PiroCharles PiroАй мурун
  • i kinda dont think that story about his ans girlfriend parents getting married was made up, it sounds too cartoony

    schizophrenic Adventuresschizophrenic AdventuresАй мурун
  • Nia is to the Monday Morning Podcast what Yoko Ono was to the Beatles.

    ScreechingBlueHairFeministScreechingBlueHairFeministАй мурун
    • As someone who knows virtually nothing about the Beatles; wasn’t Yoko Ono the one who fucked everything up and broke up the Beatles?

      gubbi90gubbi90Ай мурун
    • That’s not fair...apologize to Yoko Ono

      Joseph SmithJoseph SmithАй мурун
  • Robert Wright and Robert Kagan had a good discussion on foreign policy on Bloggingheads. I agree with Wright but Kagan made some interesting points. Waiting for Wright to have Joseph Massad on his show.

    vin farvin farАй мурун
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    Derek HazelwoodDerek HazelwoodАй мурун
  • The "BURR" code is a $ saver! LoL

    Joaleen AnnesJoaleen AnnesАй мурун
  • Not from US, but would the Washington Mountains stick?

    Nathan LoveseyNathan LoveseyАй мурун
  • Plenty of browns in Cleveland Just sayin

    60zeller60zellerАй мурун
    • Your eyes are brown.

      Jeff BakerJeff BakerАй мурун
  • Diet guy: take control of the food shopping. She will go out and get food and might get worse, but little small changes over time work the best. Once you restrict and starve, it’s easier to relapse. Work guy- respect is earned over time. And for the international writer- we know.

    Nicole MarieNicole MarieАй мурун
  • I listen to old KGworlds of Bill, Patrice, Jim Norton, Bob Kelly whenever this pussified world gets me down.

    Philip WrightPhilip WrightАй мурун
  • The ads are unbelievable

    Sean LSean LАй мурун
  • “I wasn’t a stormtrooper wise-ass!”

    kriminal012kriminal012Ай мурун
  • Ooooohhhh geeeeeezus with the ads bill!

    robdmusic915robdmusic915Ай мурун
  • 35:50 end of ad reads

    PstonePstoneАй мурун
  • i needed this...

    17millionfuckoffs17millionfuckoffsАй мурун
  • Trump 2020, because I liked the 90s.

    G MoneyG MoneyАй мурун
  • *"It's... OL' ZIIIIPPPP........... REEWAHAGAGAGGAGA!"*

    Wu LuWu LuАй мурун
  • Gaveth

    OmegaDreadz Gaming ChannelOmegaDreadz Gaming ChannelАй мурун
  • Go CHIEFS!

    Shaun DykalShaun DykalАй мурун
  • Love your work....SNL was 🔥 🔥 fire😍😍😍

    Alek ZornAlek ZornАй мурун
  • Why are there so many ads on the new videos. Is this by accident?

    John smithJohn smithАй мурун
  • Why is there so many ads on this?? Very anoying

    BalliSkateBalliSkateАй мурун
  • Bills the illest 🤜🏽💥

    Tim PorcheTim PorcheАй мурун
  • Think I speak for all of us when I say, please never read the ads more professionally

    Ross CanfieldRoss CanfieldАй мурун
  • Cowboys

    Jason DorweilerJason DorweilerАй мурун
  • Do we think vikings are good

    Jason DorweilerJason DorweilerАй мурун
  • Vikings suck

    Jason DorweilerJason DorweilerАй мурун
  • Bill I would like to sit down and talk shit with ya

    Jason DorweilerJason DorweilerАй мурун
  • 37 oct 19th

    Jason DorweilerJason DorweilerАй мурун
  • So this is now a strictly boring sports cast? Good to know.

    bomara66bomara66Ай мурун
  • Cam Newton sucks bro

    Zero ChillZero ChillАй мурун
  • Hey hey my fins pounded the shithead jets we're not there yet but we're boy we are making progress tough hard nosed d and that fight for every inch of field.flores low-key is going to be the best beli style coach realized he was with the oats pretty much through the whole run.even the tuela situation handled perfectly really ght before fitz start throwing ass before a bye even a couple of snaps against the jets. Shits good goingg well pardon the typos and m in the keys fishing for snapper also yes I'm listening to my boy out in islamorada lmfao

    Manny SUAREZManny SUAREZАй мурун
  • Billy, don't get defensive if Dude was trashing our CIA. He was as amused as I am by the same tactics being used here to destabilize our own government. The idea of building bridges with folks on the other side of the lines of the map and working to get out from under the murderous tyranny sounds like he's offering a solution. Give it a thought. ✌

    hoboroadiehoboroadieАй мурун
  • How do I email Bill Burr to ask a question for the podcast? The link to his website is broken.

    kam wolfkam wolfАй мурун
  • I love you Bill, but it's not good to judge someone else's happiness. Talking about the fatties.

    Patrick DaughertyPatrick DaughertyАй мурун
  • You need to place more ads in your content, 30 is not enough.

    MRMMRMАй мурун
  • Just listened to your SNL monologue again and man it's even funnier the second time! You slayed it dude. Can tell you stand on the shoulders of comedic giants. Bravo!

    deepbigeyesdeepbigeyesАй мурун
  • 16:40 "cos you're a great dad" I'm legit gonna cry dude.

    KP Kev the PoetKP Kev the PoetАй мурун
  • 57:54 "But sometimes in love you have to be selfish" I nearly spit out my water with that throwaway line 😂

    BadBoySteveABadBoySteveAАй мурун
  • My guy BIG BILLY!! 💪🏾✊🏾

    Dee funk StrongDee funk StrongАй мурун
  • The wahshington 4skins

    jensen polonjensen polonАй мурун
  • Hey bill, shout out from BC Canada. Would you be able to look at to talk about how bad it’s getting for us on what’s happening to the east coast. I’m a First Nations and what’s happening on the east coast about commercial fishing. I’d love hear your thoughts on that I would appreciate. Anyways love the podcast, love the stand up. “ & Go fuck yourself eh” Thank you

    justin mercerjustin mercerАй мурун
  • @57:00 I can tell the mom is white. Why do they have such low standards lol

    EdwardEdwardАй мурун
  • More ads please

    1Solace1SolaceАй мурун
  • Felt bad for the overweight listener and his fat family. They need help.

    highlandritzhighlandritzАй мурун
  • I was hoping for video. That would be great

    mrnogoodmrnogoodАй мурун
  • How bout them Titan's Billy boyyy?!

    M SchuM SchuАй мурун
  • Being nice is good answer people aren't used to it

    edward volkeredward volkerАй мурун
  • Glad your not paying attention to the news or Social media! That stuff is absolutely poison. Me and my husband own a small business and just braved an attempt to cancel us. As a survivor I can tell you it dose pass, just ignore it. Keep your head down and look forward and focus on your family. Honestly I would much rather be punched in the face than have to suffer an attack on social media but they didn’t give me the choice lol

    Candice PurtzerCandice PurtzerАй мурун
  • -___-

    s02 Pzychotiks02 PzychotikАй мурун
  • I was having a pretty shit fuckin pissed off day....until I put on the Bur.

    EurodollartraderEurodollartraderАй мурун
  • Beast at QB? Cam Newton? 🤣😂🤣😂

    RobertRobertАй мурун
  • what is wrong with a homemade steak and egg burrito?? thats real natural food bro

    Flahg DoeFlahg DoeАй мурун
  • There's nothing weird about marrying your step-sister. You didn't grow up with her as a "sister" and you aren't blood related. Your parents just signed a legal document, in Vegas no less, after you were already together. The biggest porn genre is step-siblings banging and that was one of the side plots in the Brady Bunch movie. There's nothing taboo about this in the way you did it, nobody cares. If anything, you made family get togethers simpler. I'm married to my sister's husband's sister, so the in-laws already know each other and there's no problems. If you break up with this perfect girl, you're a fucking idiot.

    Breaking BatmanBreaking BatmanАй мурун
    • I think this interesting little family should have a movie night and all watch A lonestar state of mind. One of my favorites and involves the same scenario

      Michael FritzMichael FritzАй мурун
  • As a Cherokee, Redskins is not offensive to me. Blame it on your white woke Karens out there who you spoke of on your SNL monologue.

    Flahg DoeFlahg DoeАй мурун
    • Like Elizabeth Warren Cherokee, or actual Cherokee?

      Launchpad McQuackLaunchpad McQuackАй мурун
    • @Joseph Smith snowflake

      Vivi *Vivi *Ай мурун
    • Bill’s woker than most Karens

      Joseph SmithJoseph SmithАй мурун
  • Social media is destroying America.

    tommy ztommy zАй мурун
  • Half hour podcast with a half hour of ads

    ScxxgeScxxgeАй мурун
  • Not that you asked Bill, but just a head's up that Trump will continue in office. I won't say he will win, because suppressing the vote on a massive scale is theft, not victory. What the polls may tell us is that people intend to vote against Trump, but the polls do not tell us that many of those people will have their vote disqualified, denied, obstructed, etc. Without wholesale rigging of the system, Trump would never prevail. Buckle up, it's going to get worse.

    Libena StarikovaLibena StarikovaАй мурун
  • art beware

    MegasomacomaMegasomacomaАй мурун
  • Washington Tempests Or if you're a Tool fan: 7empests

    Steven KramerSteven KramerАй мурун
  • Jeez every 4mins an ad

    LYCAR GAMERLYCAR GAMERАй мурун
  • Ur making me umm Go Buccs. Red

    Salty ClemensSalty ClemensАй мурун
  • LA sucs

    Salty ClemensSalty ClemensАй мурун
  • Actor cocka s7ca

    Salty ClemensSalty ClemensАй мурун
  • Social ist mfu er

    Salty ClemensSalty ClemensАй мурун
  • I just wanna watch LA win the series.

    Trevor SchusterTrevor SchusterАй мурун
  • I love you Bill, but we need a timestamp guy for all the non-sport related topics.

    Cookieboy70Cookieboy70Ай мурун
  • GO BILLS

    FlipTop HipHopFlipTop HipHopАй мурун
  • I am skeptical when people who have so much weight talk about gym membership. Just go for long walks and slowly turn up the activity. It's about forming healthy habits not going from 0 to 100. I see it happen all the time where people burn themselves out.

    Esteban HughellEsteban HughellАй мурун
  • We're in a world of double speak, ol' Billy Buffnutz...

    OH BOI! Ent.OH BOI! Ent.Ай мурун
  • Thx Bill, Dean Delray is awesome ... now on my 5th podcast in a row :) x

    Chris ReadChris ReadАй мурун
  • When bill does his exaggerated boston accent he sounds like johnny Depp in black mass

    Kevin HillKevin HillАй мурун
  • Our votes don't matter and the greedy pander to the bottom ten percent. And if you've got an opinion on what the news puts out, you're a moron as much as anyone.

    X95 23X95 23Ай мурун
  • Typical... No mention of the 5-1 Bears

    Donald SpaniolDonald SpaniolАй мурун
  • "Social media is like having a cunty-neighbor." - Bill Burr, 2020

    Ken TremendousKen TremendousАй мурун
  • "thats what everybody wants." Exactly, Bill. We all want the same thing basically but we have been encouraged to become enemies instead of working together. But people are sick or it and voices such as yours are so important. You are a voice for positive change. War? Why do we let these assholes who are supposedly leaders get us into endless wars. Heres a rule for rulers...how about you get to lead as long as you don't kill humans...in my opinion you have now failed as a leader. We are also always fighting the last war...using outdated ways to solve conflict. No need anymore except for the $$$ it is making those in power (not just here, every other country with idiot leaders.) Why do we keep putting these people in power? I can understand a place like Russia that is super corrupt..but we have no excuse. But change is coming, it has been accelerated by the Virus and although it will take time, it is going to be happening faster than we can anticipate. Heads, prepare to start spinning.

    ceoptimistceoptimistАй мурун
  • Better stay on that diet. If there’s two things you need to have an order to keep your wife, it’s a good body shape and money LOL. If not she’s gone

    KevinMphotographyKevinMphotographyАй мурун
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