New Parents...

2020-ж., 21-окт.
100 954 Көрүүлөр

How Many New Parents will there be post pandemic?
Watch the full 'Stay Hungry' Special on @Netflix @Netflix Is A Joke

  • I went through that phase with three boys. You would not believe how much snot I’ve sucked… LOL

    Reuben HodginsReuben Hodgins12 күн мурун
  • SO... I'm watching the end of Stay Hungry with my 15 year old daughter and she's laughing her ass off. And asks me "What's a 'Chingadera'?" SO... I don't know what a Chingadera is. I look it up! Then I'm laughing my ass off. I tell her what a Chingadera is. She laughs her ass off even more, and we rewind the Stay Hungry time about 1 minute to laugh some more now that we know what a CHINGADERA is. LMAO. I told her not to use it in Spanish class. I'm adding it to my everyday vocabulary. lol Thanks

    knight4iamknight4iam24 күн мурун
  • 🤢🤢🤢 errrrr that made me feel sick ahh haha

    Real DealReal DealАй мурун
  • Lmfaooo

    Ghost RiderGhost RiderАй мурун
  • You are soo fucking funny in an endearing way

    Sheryl MarbeiterSheryl MarbeiterАй мурун
  • Should'nt have watched this while eating!

    Vinay GaddamVinay GaddamАй мурун
  • Really can’t stand the election adverts before I could enjoy any of his skits.

    Brenda JOAN De CostaBrenda JOAN De CostaАй мурун
  • hey guy ya posted this 8 months ago

    The Kitchen ChickenThe Kitchen ChickenАй мурун
  • LMAO!

    Jeffrey BilkanichJeffrey BilkanichАй мурун
  • Yeah that ending part was so true hilarious

    J JJ JАй мурун
  • “have you ever dressed an infant? They have no core” *wobbles all over the place* I lost it

    Blanca LeonBlanca LeonАй мурун
  • I 100% came here to laught!

    Maddy GatesMaddy GatesАй мурун
  • Now he has 2 babies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Alexandra ChertovAlexandra ChertovАй мурун
  • 😄 I was surprised an Italian guy knows what a babooshka is. 😉👍

    Karlene StinsonKarlene StinsonАй мурун
  • Funny...but on the practical side...those women who INSIST that everything is done 'as a duet' are simply not logical or realistic - what would be the purpose of TWO parents being sleep-deprived TOGETHER instead of ONE getting sleep and the other one attending to the baby? So if both parents don't have to go to work during the day, they can take TURNS at least...if one is a stay-at-home parent, then THIS parent should attend to the baby so that the OTHER PARENT gets rest to be able to attend to her/his job the next day. This political correctness is just SO irritating, and impractical...or shall I be political INcorrect and say pure and simply DUMB?

    LynetteLynetteАй мурун
  • I read the title and did not think *new to parenting.* I thought *exchanging your parents.*

    Robert HofmannRobert HofmannАй мурун
  • I heard this guy is really funny... ...but I can't find any translation to the h0m0śèxűal dialect he uses.

    Robert SRobert SАй мурун
    • @Nate Lilla I only speak English, apologies

      Robert SRobert SАй мурун
    • What?????

      Nate LillaNate LillaАй мурун
  • That is so my dad. Anything other than fixing a bike tire or oil change was punted to my mom. "You get it. I gotta go to work." Talk about a 1970s flash back.😅

    Enjay NicolayEnjay NicolayАй мурун

    FrancescaFrancescaАй мурун
  • I’m choking every time I see this

    cynthia coronacynthia coronaАй мурун
  • This isn't new Sebastian. Why are you lying to fans?

    Good VibesGood VibesАй мурун
    • Aren't you embarrassed?

      redmanredmanАй мурун
  • Man U make me laugh. Keep it up!

    Tony GilianaTony GilianaАй мурун
  • That snot thing just made me gag... I’m never having children🤢

    Mat SMat SАй мурун
  • Hahahahaha

    Sharon BertolliSharon BertolliАй мурун
  • That’s gross.

    Sandra ValdezSandra ValdezАй мурун
  • *They have no core*

    ChauvoChauvoАй мурун
  • Comedy classes teacher

  • Translator

  • Hilarious!!

    Debbie DunnDebbie DunnАй мурун
  • The skipping 😄

    Epiphany73Epiphany73Ай мурун
  • That is funny

    Adventure CapitalistAdventure CapitalistАй мурун
  • Sebastian has always been funny but has seasoned deliciously with age & life 👨‍👩‍👧

    ChrisChrisАй мурун
  • So I walked into a new family the bed was set up and I'd drool

    John TirowJohn TirowАй мурун
  • “You ever dress an infant? They have no core!”

    Zoe C.Zoe C.Ай мурун
  • Real hilarious

    simple marry Mansimple marry ManАй мурун
  • Sigh... here I go again. Watch another special.

    Daniel DoroDaniel DoroАй мурун
  • Maniscalco for. President

    Lillian StaatsLillian StaatsАй мурун
  • I'm 40. Im' the last generation about that kind of parents hahahaha xD

    Ho Lee FokHo Lee FokАй мурун
  • Sebastian is so tough......Lightning refuses to strike him, out of respect!

    ds525252ds525252Ай мурун
  • 3:40 lol that laugh

    Angie Garcia RenteriaAngie Garcia RenteriaАй мурун
  • Dude your funny as hell, but you really need some new stuff. Peace.

    Richard SlabonRichard SlabonАй мурун
  • His demonstration of they have no core is so accurate 😂.

    Waka Waka AbbyWaka Waka AbbyАй мурун
  • Oh, Sebastian, you are HILARIOUS!!!!!

    America FirstAmerica FirstАй мурун
  • Legend 🤣🤣🤣

    Silvio KovacevicSilvio KovacevicАй мурун
  • If Im bringing in the DOE, I will not change a single diaper

    Truth SeekerTruth SeekerАй мурун
    • Don’t be impossible. Maybe just one diaper hehe

      Eric ReedEric ReedАй мурун
  • I'm 41, & with all 3 of our kids my husband of 17 yrs yells "Go take care of that... I gotta go to WORK!" 😂 He has to be up at 4am every morning to get ready for work & I'm a stay-at-home there really is no co-parenting in my home. He makes the money, I take care of the house & kids... We are old school!😂 Hearing this skit cracks me up every single time!

    Mary Joe RussellMary Joe RussellАй мурун
    • Him going to work is parenting the way if you went to work you would be parenting. He’s supporting you guys. I’m sure you make a great team 💕☺️

      dietLITdietLIT17 күн мурун
    • @Summer K I respect your wants and desires for your life; I just know I don’t want children because I get grossed out really easily 🤢 and need at least nine hours of sleep every night 😴

      Samantha Rose Murphy-KellerSamantha Rose Murphy-KellerАй мурун
    • @Summer K I feel like life is too short to spend time with people who don't appreciate who you are.

      animalmother556x45animalmother556x45Ай мурун
    • @animalmother556x45 same here, well, I want a man with those qualities you just mentioned. My boyfriend of 2 years says I need to make more money or else he won't marry me.😞

      Summer KSummer KАй мурун
    • @Summer K I mean, I just want (and found) a gal with good morals/values and good work ethic. I don't understand why so many people judge their significant others by their bank account. It is sad.

      animalmother556x45animalmother556x45Ай мурун
  • Freaking hilarious!👌 Nobody can paint a picture like this guy! 😂

    Margo GarrisonMargo GarrisonАй мурун
  • Ah thank you.. ❤️☘️

    Kelly O'SheaKelly O'SheaАй мурун
  • Great sense of humor excellent performer. For the viewer who likes to see more, i advise you to check the youtube podcast: The Pete and Sebastian show. Here you can get to see the great man en learn from him and Pete how the go about in daily life.

    Nix NixNix NixАй мурун
    • I never miss an episode!!! They're hilarious individually, but together they're fire🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥one of the best podcasts for sure 👍

  • This Guy must be cloned!!!

    SilverCatSilverCatАй мурун
  • 😂🤣

    Jasonups5Jasonups5Ай мурун
  • 0:54

    Michael MartinMichael MartinАй мурун
  • You crack me up in every single one of your standup videos! 😂🙌🏻😍

    Laci ChismLaci ChismАй мурун
  • ThanQ for the laughs sir!

    tammy edwardstammy edwardsАй мурун
  • The mom walk is hilarious 😂

    DJ_PineapplesDJ_PineapplesАй мурун
  • Can't wait for new material.

    My Favorite PlanetMy Favorite PlanetАй мурун
    • My Favrouite Planet for president 2020

      Eggsrgr8 33Eggsrgr8 33Ай мурун
    • My new hero 🦸‍♂️

      Blue BlueBlue BlueАй мурун
  • Sebastian is the man to where leather to a wedding

    Little Pigs!Little Pigs!Ай мурун
    • @Mr 5 hoo kairs theez daaaaaays onlyne XD

      NonameNonameАй мурун
    • And would pull it off immaculately

      NonameNonameАй мурун
    • Sebastian is so tough......Lightning refuses to strike him, out of respect!

      ds525252ds525252Ай мурун
    • @Muhammad Ali Hassan I bet he has trouble with their, they're and there too.

      Mr 5Mr 5Ай мурун
    • wear*

      Muhammad Ali HassanMuhammad Ali HassanАй мурун
  • I should not be watching this while eating a sandwich

    XXnighthawk8809XXnighthawk8809Ай мурун
  • Funny dude - much love from the UK 💯🕊

    Lee RodenLee RodenАй мурун
  • Nothing more worthwhile than being a parent

    Jaela OrdoJaela OrdoАй мурун
    • Said no single childless human ever...

      Bob EdwardsBob EdwardsАй мурун
    • I have kids. Although I don't regret having them, gotta agree. There's nothing better than being single and no kids.

      LiL AngelLiL AngelАй мурун
    • @Adam Clark you think having kids is all about sucking up snot all day? Go and ask people with children if they regret having them. I guarantee most will say no. People love to create drama but as with everything, having kids has its up and downs. But definitely have their ups and you'd only know if you have had them. It's much like reading online reviews. You only hear about them when somethings up.

      Mis-ter SolitudeMis-ter SolitudeАй мурун
    • @Adam Clark couldn’t have said it better myself lol

      AndreAndreАй мурун
    • @Adam Clark amen to that. Lol

      LozerBoozerLozerBoozerАй мурун
  • Can’t wait for your next visit to Chicago, I’m buying tickets for sure!

    Aiden De La OAiden De La OАй мурун