The Greatest 7 Minute Sequence In Joe Rogan Experience History

2019-ж., 25-мар.
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Joe Rogan, Bryan Callen, and Brenden Schaub discuss chimps, Roman dicks, and many other things in what is arguably the greatest sequence of conversation in the history of man. Derived from episode #619 of the Joe Rogan Experience which can be found at


    Danish KhanDanish Khan7 күн мурун
  • Every time I watch this I can’t help but think that this is the perfect level of high

    Sumner StricklandSumner Strickland8 күн мурун
  • 2:13 best barf i've ever heard

    Ahmet Selim KaracaAhmet Selim Karaca10 күн мурун
  • “I’m not sayin we should exterminate the chimps...”

    Aidan KellyAidan Kelly13 күн мурун
  • Hell yeah I have a bigger dick than a silverback gorilla

    mR. wigleegiggle5mR. wigleegiggle513 күн мурун
  • joe „omg that thing is so big“ rogan

    Eric ZanklEric Zankl13 күн мурун
  • I’m 1:30 seconds I swear it’s felt like 10

    Smartypantz 69Smartypantz 6913 күн мурун
  • “Look at his nuts” 🤣🤣 standard bloke talk 🤣

    Random GuyRandom Guy14 күн мурун
  • JAMIE... pull up "elk blood"... on a baguette.

    arjunaarjuna14 күн мурун
  • :40 was extremely funny I laughed my ass off

    Ocean TreeOcean Tree14 күн мурун
  • is this the random chimp event?

    Prestiged MoronPrestiged Moron14 күн мурун
  • These guys really want gorillas to have big dicks so bad

    BaronRoasterBaronRoaster14 күн мурун
    • Definitely closeted gays

      Jay ArJay Ar14 күн мурун
  • Gosh I hate Schaub

  • aren't chimps what we looked like thousands years ago? so in about a thousand years they will evolve to be a new species of human… a stronger and faster species…

    EvanBlessYoTrap _EvanBlessYoTrap _14 күн мурун
  • Agreed! Greatest & minutes, hands and nuts down!

    MikeMike14 күн мурун
  • lmao if gorillas could rip US apart, they could defnietly rip eachother apart too Wheres all the severed gorilla limbs ?

    CarbzCarbz14 күн мурун
  • Meanwhile Cesar and the rest of the apes and chimps are watching and smiling.

  • Every line from this segment could be quoted.

    SaltSalt14 күн мурун
  • "and if you don't think chimps will steal people's babies and eat them, you havent been paying attention to the literature" LMFAO

    Zachary VZachary V15 күн мурун
  • This is where kids become men.

    Zodiak VladZodiak Vlad15 күн мурун
  • 5:19 True, big Dick was seen as very animalistic

    Contrapunctus XVContrapunctus XV15 күн мурун
  • Aristotle been real quiet since this conversation.

    Seth .MacfarlaneSeth .Macfarlane15 күн мурун
  • The comment section can't handle the amount of memeable quotes in this video.

    e-mane-man15 күн мурун
  • Why is Joe obsessed with gorillas ripping dicks off? :D

    deedee kaydeedee kay15 күн мурун
  • RIP Harambe

    Diquan SpikesDiquan Spikes15 күн мурун
  • Joe Rogan: I've never tried cocaine. Also Joe Rogan:

    Mike JusticeMike Justice15 күн мурун
  • Girl’s table: Sooo let’s rank all the boys in school from cutest to ugliest Boy’s table:

    Herr JudenbackenHerr Judenbacken15 күн мурун
  • Goes from talkin about gorillas to guys giant dicks.

    Mayhem164 -Mayhem164 -15 күн мурун
  • I wasn’t up to date on the literature apparently... now my baby is gone😔

    thebiggestpanda1thebiggestpanda115 күн мурун
  • Yes, in roman times ''big peepees'' were humiliated against hence all the graffiti in pompeii was ''romanus augustus IV has a big peepee lel'', it's why the statues have tiny peepees, it ''signified'' charisma, strength, love, loyalty. whereas a ''big peepee'' was ''oWo what a s-s-s--s-snake.''

    Daniel SeaburgDaniel Seaburg15 күн мурун
  • Gets me every time......

    Frank CastleFrank Castle15 күн мурун
  • Very insightful

    Scott da Newt truthScott da Newt truth16 күн мурун
  • But yea, our dicks are way bigger

    jw8rokjw8rok16 күн мурун
  • This is a bunch of primates talking shit about other primates

    Brett LawlessBrett Lawless16 күн мурун
  • Joe “with a giant shillelagh” Rogan

    Drake DutraDrake Dutra16 күн мурун
  • Imma go out on a limb here and say Joe doesn't trust chimps

    AdamsApple3443AdamsApple344316 күн мурун
  • First off wtf did I just watch 🤣 Second this was the best 7 min of my life thx for brightening up my 2020 KGworld suggestions

    MerlyberdproductionsMerlyberdproductions16 күн мурун
  • Rogan, Callen, and Schaub doing what they love to do the most: Talk about muscles, ass fucking, and cocks. Seriously, these guys are obsessed lmao. Find me ONE of their JRE episodes that don't descend into talking about dicks.

    Sean MclSean Mcl16 күн мурун
  • It would take about 2.5 to 3 Eddie Halls to equal the strength of one fully grown chimp in the wild

    Sammy SamSammy Sam16 күн мурун
  • Bruh the outro ads first words were “what difference would 2 inches make?” It was talking about storage space XD

    TallD 321TallD 32116 күн мурун
  • I shit you not, at the end of this, an advertisement for COX Home Life opened. I lost it.

    Malignus RexMalignus Rex17 күн мурун
  • This is not Joe Spotify.

    Tamas MihalyTamas Mihaly17 күн мурун
  • Someone should share the Bruno sammartino kicking the s*** out of a circus chimp story to Joe.

    Slam PigSlam Pig17 күн мурун
  • Trust me 😉

    Ahreev GovenderAhreev Govender17 күн мурун
  • Women: "Did you hear about Debbie? That bitch lost 20 pounds. Her ass is so cute now!" Men: This

    American KulakAmerican Kulak17 күн мурун
  • 4:52 on died laughing😂😂😂😂

    ആ-logicആ-logic17 күн мурун
  • 0:55 1:01

  • 3:12 "Look at his nuts" 😂

    JoseJose17 күн мурун
  • Joe was definitely on some shit for this one 😂😂

    Orlando HernandezOrlando Hernandez17 күн мурун
  • “I could stare at those muscles forever”

    y33tboyy33tboy17 күн мурун
  • For some reason I was immediately intimidated when I saw that hairless chimp.

    CaptAssassinCaptAssassin17 күн мурун
  • How high is Joe here? 😂

    Jeremy RappJeremy Rapp17 күн мурун
  • Still the greatest clip of Joe 😂

    AlecAlec17 күн мурун
  • Brendan was almost right it was in Greece they saw a small penis as a sign of intelligence so if you had a bigger peice you would not be held to high regard

    Chance NealChance Neal18 күн мурун
  • Looks like Nick jonas has been hitting the gym

    Doms twin brotherDoms twin brother18 күн мурун
  • "He's got FANGS and he only eats vegetables!!!"

    YeezusChrist808YeezusChrist80818 күн мурун
  • Gorillas are vegan Joe, so they must be on steroids.

    danwarb1danwarb118 күн мурун
  • Gorillas are the strongest pound for pound mammal on earth. Add that to their size and..... Yeah.... That's the real reason for the second amendment

    Jonah PattonJonah Patton18 күн мурун
  • If we are top of the food chain on this planet because we have opposing thumbs, where do chimpanzees belong on the food chain because they have opposing thumbs on their feet? That should scare the hell out of us. For all we know Travis could have been observing the situation and playing like chimpanzees play waiting for the right moment to strike. This guy is a smooth, disciplined operator waiting almost 20 years for the right moment. He started to get a little too comfortable in his routine by doing too many miraculous tricks that dumb furry animals could not possibly master.

    Nat HelmNat Helm18 күн мурун
  • lol this is great

    Richard DanglerRichard Dangler18 күн мурун
  • Ladies, this is the definition of the “I bet he’s thinking of another girl” meme

    Ezequiel 25:17Ezequiel 25:1718 күн мурун
  • who else here watchful this video While being GAY!!!!..1!!

    MartyLeBeastMartyLeBeast18 күн мурун
  • Cocaine is a hell of a drug

    MartyLeBeastMartyLeBeast18 күн мурун
  • oh yeah, cocaine

    Антон МорозовАнтон Морозов18 күн мурун
  • 3:58 For sure I live in LA and my ballz are huuuuuuuge That earned my like.

    ij137ij13718 күн мурун
  • First time Schaub has ever been right and it's about small dicks being cool back in the day

    James GJames G18 күн мурун
  • When Joe does the gorilla sound at the beginning, I was on the floor......."stop staring at me...UAAAAACHGFGGG

    Seth KohnSeth Kohn18 күн мурун
  • I really needed this today. Thank you

    I'm a good boy SusanI'm a good boy Susan19 күн мурун
  • Joe: "Gorillas have 1-inch dicks". Bryan: "That is so...disappointing.. "

    Robb MorrisRobb Morris19 күн мурун
  • Joe's actually exaggerating the strength of other primates. They're only about 35% stronger than humans by lean mass. In other words, if you run into a 110lb chimp (typical male chimp weight) and you're about 150lb, male, lean, and muscular, you're probably about as strong as that chimp. source:

    DevinDTVDevinDTV19 күн мурун
  • Do we also lose our guns? If not we'd be fine lol

    Rick TrombleyRick Trombley19 күн мурун
  • Why did brenden keep pointing out the balls

    joshjosh19 күн мурун
  • This is just Joe prologuing the entire Planet of the Apes series.

    Abigail StoneAbigail Stone19 күн мурун
  • 0:43 “soft” = patronizing as an entire species and looking for some weird spiritual connection with a gorilla.

    Abigail StoneAbigail Stone19 күн мурун
  • - The Democrats are a threat to society! - The Republicans will bring us back to the dark ages! - If chimps and Humans were equally numbered, there’d be chaos!

    Steven ZepedaSteven Zepeda19 күн мурун
  • Baboons frown upon what we are doing to kids with late term abortion, aka infanticide.

    Ben Grizzly AdamsBen Grizzly Adams19 күн мурун
  • Jesus loves you

    Nick ScheidtNick Scheidt19 күн мурун
  • This is the Rogan I miss.

    Blake ABlake A19 күн мурун
  • i wish i had a big ass dong just for the simple fact that i could dominate sl0ts better haha simple fact

    King CrocKing Croc19 күн мурун
  • he pulls everything out of his ass just like me and tahts why im subbed

    King CrocKing Croc19 күн мурун
  • tHIS SHOW IS FUCKIN STUPID, What does this say about our society! Dear GOD!

    C MagC Mag19 күн мурун
  • Because there we real men before you.

    LanceLance19 күн мурун
  • there are about 80k chimps in the world. Which is not a lot. There is used to millions. People killed most of them. So I don't blame chimps for hating us.

    D KD K20 күн мурун
  • So... I have big balls. My mother must have been a slut.

    MarblesMarbles20 күн мурун
  • Chimps are actually not as strong as people think. Their muscles have more fast-twitch muscle fibers ours (about 2/3, while humans have less than 1/2 because we have evolved for endurance rather than strength), but because we are much heavier, we are stronger in absolute terms. Of course, we don't have fangs, and even if we did... our jaws are particularly weak (probably because smaller jaw muscles accommodated human brain expansion). If you keep your cool, you can probably beat a chimpanzee... But it will disfigure you in the process. A gorilla, on the other hand... That'd be the end of you. It would only be as strong as a human of tops 450-600 pounds (200-300 kg), but that'd still do the trick.

    MarblesMarbles20 күн мурун
  • Fuck, Rogan is high

    AlfaAlfa20 күн мурун
  • This is the shit I enjoy listening to on his podcast.

    C BC B20 күн мурун
  • I need some of that DMT

  • Everyone Gangsta until they have a look at the literature

    PhysicsNerd01PhysicsNerd0120 күн мурун
  • I heard the first 60 seconds and all I could think was "DETROIT".

    twotwentyswifttwotwentyswift20 күн мурун
  • What about our guns tho?

    Teddy FTeddy F20 күн мурун
  • 5:28🤣

    DeeDee20 күн мурун
  • Well you can just shoot em gorillas well don't

    VersaroVersaro21 күн мурун
  • "You ever thought about doing DMT with a gorilla?"

    Julian BJulian B21 күн мурун
  • These are the kinds of conversations that clarify for me why I’m friends with guys and have 4 male roommates. These are the conversations that make the world a more pleasant place to live 🤣

    MeganMegan21 күн мурун
    • @H.B nice you really got me there

      MeganMegan14 күн мурун
    • @H.B ur dumb

      MeganMegan14 күн мурун
  • Bro I’m actually dieing and I’m only 43 sec in 😂😂😂

    DR. G05TDR. G05T21 күн мурун
  • That was fun , what is even more fun is that everything they said is true .

    The Timeless ThingThe Timeless Thing21 күн мурун
  • That gorilla impression reminded of the " real " TV asshole on that " survival show " : he made a Rocky Balboa speech then went full retard like he morphed into a fucking gorilla .

    The Timeless ThingThe Timeless Thing21 күн мурун
  • Some pot was smoked here !

    Scott IsbellScott Isbell21 күн мурун
  • Unless you carry a firearm. There is a reason we are the apex predators.

    Silver HoarderSilver Hoarder21 күн мурун