Too Ugly For Comedy. Bengt Washburn - Full Special

2020-ж., 22-окт.
285 367 Көрүүлөр

whether you're too ugly for comedy, or just plain butt ugly, this Dry Bar comedy special from Bengt Washburn is for you! In this full Dry Bar Comedy special Bengt breaks down his 26 year run as a stand up comedian, and what it means to be good looking in the business. Whether it's jokes about plastic surgery or global warming Bengt's jokes are sure to keep you entertained from start to finish.
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  • kinda "Johnny Carsonish" in the look and timing.. and that's a compliment ..

    1776 reset1776 resetКүн мурун
  • a paradigm shift 😂

    Devon GouberDevon Gouber2 күн мурун
  • Loved it! SO funny!

    L. B.L. B.2 күн мурун
  • 🤣♥️🤣♥️🤣♥️🤣♥️🤣♥️🤣♥️🤣♥️🤣 Hello from Small Town Sparta Michigan!! Have watched you before and Your AWESOME!!! And I’ll REMEMBER your name!!😉❤️😘

    Michelle DewittMichelle Dewitt2 күн мурун
    • Thanks Michelle!

      Bengt WashburnBengt Washburn2 күн мурун
  • So funny... ! The only annoying thing is that silly exaggerated background laughter, totally unnecessary!!

    C. BrandtC. Brandt5 күн мурун
  • So SO FUNNNNY!!!!! 👍

    Karin Lynne KucakKarin Lynne Kucak6 күн мурун
  • Great, great set.

    Michael HicksMichael Hicks6 күн мурун
  • He needs to say he got plastic surgery to look like John Malcovich...

    Dave StewartDave Stewart7 күн мурун
  • He’s very funny.

    James BrockJames Brock8 күн мурун
  • Finally. More from this comic. Awesome.

    DaaerusDaaerus8 күн мурун
  • He is definitely funny.

    arju scarletarju scarlet9 күн мурун
  • Is he secretly a Liquid Tension Experiment fan? He talks of Paradigm Shift and Acid Rain.

    Jonathan AllardJonathan Allard9 күн мурун
    • WHAT?

      Regina KelsoRegina Kelso9 күн мурун
  • He looks like a cross between John Malkovich and Wojciehowicz from Barney Miller.

    Conan DukeConan Duke9 күн мурун
    • Your right he certainly does.Funny too.Very entertainment.

      Regina KelsoRegina Kelso9 күн мурун
  • Man, he's so brilliant & did not waste any time! One of theeee best!

    Mark DelfinoMark Delfino10 күн мурун
  • Very funny,😅 Thank you.

    Marsha MahaneyMarsha Mahaney10 күн мурун
  • He's handsome.

    regface24regface2410 күн мурун
  • As someone who lives in the spider belt, this is a serious problem. I'm glad someone is finally bringing the the spotlight. Dude, what ever your name is, 3 other people told me you were funny. So now it's fact.

    Blanks HaliburtonBlanks Haliburton11 күн мурун
  • Is this a party or problem

    whocares .u?whocares .u?11 күн мурун
  • Very funny

    Barbara ShawBarbara Shaw12 күн мурун
  • The beach since I was a kid has moved up many yards I remember when I was a kid and there was almost a football field between the water and the shore now its 30 feet sometimes less

    Shelby LaroucheShelby Larouche12 күн мурун
  • This is so good! Thank you lol

    sandhas1sandhas112 күн мурун
  • Loved this!

    Angela ChanelleAngela Chanelle13 күн мурун
  • His comedy doesn't appeal to the lowest common denominator. I bet he is, or would be more famous in Canada. A better educated populace. Not all comedy has to be crass.

    Matt TraftonMatt Trafton13 күн мурун
    • Lol shutup

      No NameNo Name12 күн мурун

    maxpower1819maxpower181914 күн мурун
  • A true comedic genius..his timing is perfection

    Blanks HaliburtonBlanks Haliburton15 күн мурун
  • As a Civil Engineer, I concur

    Tsholofelo OagengTsholofelo Oageng15 күн мурун
  • I thoroughly enjoyed this show! YOU should be famous Bengt!

    Scott BoheScott Bohe17 күн мурун
  • My mother gave me a superiority complex from the time of my birth. When she gave birth to me she said, "Oh my God! He is a big baby! When I cried, she said, "Oh my God he is crying!" I'd laugh, she would say "My God what is so funny?" No matter what I said and did, "Oh my God" was my mother's response. "My God, are you hungry again?", Ohh my God! Why did you do that?" After being away for a few months, I'd come in the front door and she would say, "Oh my God, how come your back already?!" When your parent calls you "God" daily from childhood, you start to become judgmental of others using your mother's criteria. Example: "Oh my God!, you are still our teacher?!" It is said, "Laughter is the best medicine." Can laughter kill viruses and germs? Laugh at Masan Virus and see what happens!

    Ancient FlightAncient Flight17 күн мурун
  • This guy has been doing this for 26 years !!! 😳. he's incredible and incredibly funny !!! Everyone should know who he is .!.. hopefully they will now. He must have had horrible handlers or rather management..

    Gena CrookerGena Crooker18 күн мурун
    • I do have horrible handlers and management, that is to say I am self handled and managed.

      Bengt WashburnBengt Washburn17 күн мурун
  • You material and timing are fabulous. Never stop doing this! I'm sharing your video everywhere! 👍

    diane DONOHUEdiane DONOHUE19 күн мурун
    • Thanks Diane!

      Bengt WashburnBengt Washburn19 күн мурун
  • He was probably told that he'd ugly, at least 3 times.

    JazzAUPHJazzAUPH21 күн мурун
  • Sir, you absolutely are NOT "butt ugly". LOLOLOL In fact, you are quite handsome to be honest, not to mention, one of the very funniest comics I've ever heard! In addition, I'm very impressed that you are able to not only CAPTURE, but to very easily HOLD the attention of your audience without a single vulgarity. That's very unusual (but REFRESHING) nowadays. Great set!! Kudos!!

    Kelly GaneyKelly Ganey21 күн мурун
    • Thank you!

      Bengt WashburnBengt Washburn19 күн мурун
  • He did a long set on global warming in front of a conservative audience, and got consistent laughs... this man is a comedy genius.

    Avishek ChatterjeeAvishek Chatterjee22 күн мурун
    • How do you know they were conservative?

      Gabriel BakerGabriel Baker12 күн мурун
  • Just wanna know: was the surgeon’s card...plastic?

    C FitzlC Fitzl22 күн мурун
    • it was not

      Bengt WashburnBengt Washburn21 күн мурун
  • He is really funny

    Stefano LStefano L23 күн мурун
  • Really hilarious!

    Patricia SeatonPatricia Seaton25 күн мурун
  • 3 times should be a catch-phrase

    mike ciandamike cianda25 күн мурун
  • This guy definitely deserves to be famous.

    videoloji01videoloji0126 күн мурун
  • This guy, is hilarious!!!!!

    Eric GaughanEric Gaughan26 күн мурун
  • Bengt is one of my absolute favorites. He is Hilarious! I kept thinking, I'd LOVE to see him on Johnny Carson, and then, Oh, yeah, there IS no Johnny Carson. Sorry Bengt, I would've put in a good word for you. But then, I'm not famous either, so it would've gotten you nowhere. Wanna go to Denny's?

    Gumbi Is A MeatballGumbi Is A Meatball27 күн мурун
    • @Bengt Washburn Thank you for the Personal Reply. I have watched both of your Dry Bar sets a few times, and turned some friends on to you. Your delivery is as funny as your material. I'll be watching for your next Show. Thanks again.

      Gumbi Is A MeatballGumbi Is A Meatball18 күн мурун
    • Thank you Gumbi! Ahhh Denny’s! The preferred after-show meeting place of every comic.

      Bengt WashburnBengt Washburn19 күн мурун
  • So many people would die if it rained LSD. So many.

    DarkFlameDarkFlame27 күн мурун
  • Omg the tv joke was hilarious 🤣

    Ctrl Alt DeleteCtrl Alt Delete27 күн мурун
  • This guy is good. Good enough to be famous.

    Ctrl Alt DeleteCtrl Alt Delete27 күн мурун
  • Verrrrryyyy funny

    Elaine FontaineElaine Fontaine27 күн мурун
  • Very funny, gonna tell family and friends you’re link ! Thank you; refreshing to find a clean comic 👍

    shirley collinsshirley collins27 күн мурун
  • You need a Netflix special. Awesome stand up!

    Biggmakk OfficialBiggmakk Official28 күн мурун
  • LOL

    JTuaimJTuaim28 күн мурун
  • Dude reminds me of john Malkovich for some reason lmao

    Martin RobertsMartin Roberts29 күн мурун
  • I love a guy old enough to remember how stupid started.

    Ferengi profiteerFerengi profiteer29 күн мурун
  • It's election night. Anyone else bingeing on dry bar comedy and beer till the wife goes to sleep so they can hit something to paralyze them till about 9 tomorrow morning?

    Ferengi profiteerFerengi profiteer29 күн мурун
  • When did John Malkovich start doing stand-up?

    KremitDeFrogKremitDeFrogАй мурун
  • Good routine!

    Yester VueYester VueАй мурун
  • My mom got her eyebrows tattooed on and shaved hers off because they were growing like uncontrollable weeds. Well... the woman who did it did a bad job, but we tried to be supportive. One day, my grandma just blurted, "Linda, why did you ruin your face like that?" My mom defended herself then pulled me into it even though I'd given her the "I want no part of this" stare, so I just said, "you've worn a constant expression of perpetual shock for two years. Like your brows know wtf you've done to them. That's all I'm going to say." Finally last December she let me take her to a professional and now looks mildly curious.

    Amy SanchezAmy SanchezАй мурун
    • hahaha! oh man that would suck.

      Bengt WashburnBengt WashburnАй мурун
  • This guy is really funny!

    Margaret NeedlerMargaret NeedlerАй мурун
  • One extremely funny comedian!

    Karen KnickerbockerKaren KnickerbockerАй мурун
  • Why am I just now seeing this?!

    jessicaaudatejessicaaudateАй мурун
  • Looks like al Franken and John Malkovich had a baby

    Tami BeranekTami BeranekАй мурун
  • He Should be famous. But then he would have to change his material. Of course if he was famous he could hire writers. If he had writers he would have to pay big bucks. After paying the writers he would be making the same money he's making now... Better he's not famous

    keith norriskeith norrisАй мурун
  • Bengt you're now famous with me. Watch out if you keep this up you may lose that bit, and it's a good one.

    Life In FrameLife In FrameАй мурун
  • 5:35 Aaww I know who you are man, you're "The Silent G" :)

    ismetkutlukismetkutlukАй мурун
  • "I hate to admit this, but all Asian televisions look alike".

    R M BLAKER M BLAKEАй мурун
  • "WE WERE ALL SWIGGLERS!"😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    Jennifer LouisJennifer LouisАй мурун
  • Very hilarious and intelligent comic!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿

    Jennifer LouisJennifer LouisАй мурун
  • This man is a genius!

    FogataFogataАй мурун
  • Some original content right here! He should be famous 🤣😂🤣😂

    LEGnewTubeLEGnewTubeАй мурун
  • This was very funny and very original I will even watch it again, it was that good.

    Gloria JeanGloria JeanАй мурун
    • thanks Gloria!

      Bengt WashburnBengt WashburnАй мурун
  • great comic fantastic set

    davidxtcdavidxtcАй мурун
    • thank you!

      Bengt WashburnBengt WashburnАй мурун
  • “I have come into the world as a light, so that no one who believes in me should stay in darkness.” - ‭‭John‬ ‭12:46‬ ‭NIV‬‬

    Kyle GKyle GАй мурун
    • I came into the light, and was blinded, people kept yelling "get out of the road". - Andrew 12:40am UTC

      Andrew BarnettAndrew BarnettАй мурун
  • This is good

    Patricia WilliamsPatricia WilliamsАй мурун
  • Underrated

    Erick VasquezErick VasquezАй мурун
  • I really love him! He's delivery is impeccable and the way he manages to keep straight face makes it even more funnier. He doesn't use the audience as a tool, he doesn't swear and he transitions very smoothly from topic to topic. If I wanted to start in stand up, I would gladly learn from him.

    Arkania KnightArkania KnightАй мурун
  • The ending was gold. I probably shouldn't laugh at that as a christian, but I couldn't help it

    Max JMax JАй мурун
    • God created us with a sense of SHOULD laugh if something is funny!!

      R M BLAKER M BLAKEАй мурун
  • OMG 🤣 Thats all I have to say !!! Great !!!

    Denise KesslerDenise KesslerАй мурун
  • He's hilarious!!! You should be famous 😎💕

    MCMCАй мурун
    • thank you!

      Bengt WashburnBengt WashburnАй мурун
  • Jesus he is good hahahahaha😂😂😂😂

    C FC FАй мурун
  • "Or is my hippy dippy neighbor gonna run out of his house with his mouth open?" I died! 😆

    Michelle TateMichelle TateАй мурун
    • @Bengt Washburn First time I've heard of you but wow! I will be looking for more. Great stuff!

      Sharon FreemanSharon FreemanАй мурун
    • @Bengt Washburn Hi!! What a nice surprise to hear from you! You are very funny! I'm not sure who is in charge of sprinkling fame dust on people; but, clearly, they are slacking on the job! You're hysterical!

      Michelle TateMichelle TateАй мурун
    • Im very glad you enjoyed it.

      Bengt WashburnBengt WashburnАй мурун
  • I got a free Trump tee shirt today and I’m wearing it for Halloween I’m actually voting for Trump as president not as most Christian person ever but as a Cyrus for isreal and the church notice Cyrus wasn’t a Jew or a Christian but was good for all and what is scarey about Halloween is the look on people face when they see what i don’t say in public or to people much at all

    Non participant BreakdownNon participant BreakdownАй мурун
    • I'm not voting for him. But Im definitely NOT wearing a Biden T-Shirt. No matter the outcome, I sure hope that things remain peaceful.

      Bengt WashburnBengt WashburnАй мурун
  • I needed this break from the news. Thanks Bengt I’ll remember you and will call out your name and clap for you.

    • You are welcome! Glad you enjoyed it.

      Bengt WashburnBengt WashburnАй мурун
  • 😂🤣😁😝🙂🙃😂🤣💕

    Marie FerrieraMarie FerrieraАй мурун
  • The heart is exceedingly wicked and who can know it?

    1RxMode1RxModeАй мурун
    • And who can know when its good?

      Bengt WashburnBengt WashburnАй мурун
  • 🤣🤣🤣 thankyou for making me laugh x

    InspiredInspiredАй мурун
  • Bengt Washbum is a genius but he showed limitations in his act. I want to help him. Maybe a new stage name. 'Starflower' would get attention, but that does not match his personality. '3 Cent' would work great but he didn't take math in college. 'Perpendicular' is where he is at now. We will use that, or......... Help him

    Adventure CapitalistAdventure CapitalistАй мурун
  • I'd also rather be homeless than married!

    JohnJohnАй мурун
  • Hilarious! Thank you for the much-needed laugh.... but 84 thumbs down? Really?! Lighten up people. Relax have a little fun and even laugh at yourself if you need to. Good Lord!

    Tamera LewisTamera LewisАй мурун
  • I heard Of this guy-he's famous!

    john goskowiczjohn goskowiczАй мурун
  • This guy would be famous, if he didn't have a name that sounds like a warped guitar.

    NormskyNormskyАй мурун
  • Butt Ugly was funny too!

    You Heard MeYou Heard MeАй мурун
  • dude. That's funny, but dear, you are not ugly. He was just probably thinking you were the only one who could afford it.

    Heidi PhillipsHeidi PhillipsАй мурун
    • @Edwin Phillips hi

      Heidi PhillipsHeidi Phillips22 күн мурун
    • hi

      Edwin PhillipsEdwin Phillips22 күн мурун
  • Ugly lives matter. The Fool has moved mountains. No one will get that

    Subtle NatureSubtle NatureАй мурун
  • So so hilarious

    Vinnie gkuVinnie gkuАй мурун
  • A rare time KGworld recommend was content I want and appreciated. Never heard of this guy and I watch Stand-Up obsessively

    Tyler PrinceTyler PrinceАй мурун
    • He did another session on Dry should look it up. His material was just as good or better than this one!

      R M BLAKER M BLAKEАй мурун
  • He's not ugly I find him handsome, but I also have a thing for nerdy, funny, and unusual men

    L WillL WillАй мурун
  • This was absolutely hilarious

    Diana MDiana MАй мурун
  • I genuinely love your material

    Sanan AdilSanan AdilАй мурун
  • Smart and well delivered!

    William BellWilliam BellАй мурун
  • Just loved this! (I did have plastic surgery by the way and I hope the jenga tower is still standing 🤔😂)

    Vivien LeighVivien LeighАй мурун
  • I’m in love

    pennylaine.tvpennylaine.tvАй мурун
  • LMAI!!😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣 You sir have gave my night 110% turn around for the better lol You are truly talented like no other. So so so HILARIOUS 🤣😂😄😁Looking forward to more your stand up👍

    JByepitsmeJByepitsmeАй мурун
  • I wanna make you famous!

    Laura PallasLaura PallasАй мурун
  • Excellent!! But KNOW that you are good enough right now!! Please do not “sign the contract “ like my previous favorite comedian did. Jim Gaffigan. And I can bet you huge dollars that he regrets it now.

    Laura PallasLaura PallasАй мурун
    • @Casus Belli Once you get a taste of fame, The Illuninati offers you global fame and riches. You sign satan’s contract and he makes you globally rich and famous. THEN, he demands that you do what he tells you. This is why so much of what Jim Gaffigan has done in recent years has gone down the path of no longer being clean or wholesome. It’s such a shame because people are begging for clean stuff to watch. Greed took Jim. Just check out the testimonies of famous people like Katy Perry or Bob Dylan. They put it out there very clearly.

      Laura PallasLaura PallasАй мурун
    • Jim decided to continue being friends with elites over being the humble kind guy he once was. I guess as the saying goes the money didn’t change him it, just revealed who always was.

      Casus BelliCasus BelliАй мурун