Your Girl Will Never Cancel Her Plans for Your D**k - Malik S.

2020-ж., 21-окт.
255 293 Көрүүлөр

Malik S. explains why women have the power in relationships and shares his theory that women enjoy sex more than men.
Original airdate: August 17, 2018
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  • Bruh 🤣😂😂😂😂😂

    Flyingsandwiches1999Flyingsandwiches199936 мүнөт мурун
  • Da boy is gooood....keep it coming....girls r nice...just treat 'em goood...

    rolandolucas ochoa-nahrolandolucas ochoa-nah19 саат мурун
  • Says the self/proclaimed simp

    Easy ChangEasy Chang3 күн мурун
  • my foot going numb lmaooooo

    John VandivierJohn Vandivier3 күн мурун
  • Hope the son has love, too

    Ruby RootlessRuby Rootless3 күн мурун
  • Damn he's funny af🤣

    lime& saltlime& salt4 күн мурун
  • This was actually funny. Kudos.

    Racquel RobinsonRacquel Robinson4 күн мурун
  • Lmao "I need my foot"

    Nikola SexlaNikola Sexla5 күн мурун
  • That’s was a good set ,great joke blocks 👍🏾

    ImPeRFecT_KHPImPeRFecT_KHP5 күн мурун
  • I completely misinterpreted the title.

    JerkStoreAssistManagJerkStoreAssistManag5 күн мурун
  • Yes to all night long!

    Alpha Boutique Hannah FlewAlpha Boutique Hannah Flew8 күн мурун
  • Yup,never

    Alexandra TejedaAlexandra Tejeda8 күн мурун
  • Insufficient funds. LMAO

    Meadow RaeMeadow Rae8 күн мурун
  • His jokes are brilliant. Dave Chapelle-level, the top. His delivery, though?

    Adam DennisAdam Dennis12 күн мурун
  • Not many stand ups can make you laugh like this homie. 😆

    Omar RochetOmar Rochet12 күн мурун
  • Great set. I will be looking forward to more

    TwinTurboDiezelTwinTurboDiezel13 күн мурун
  • That pull out joke is similar to Jo Koy's "Honda... Sports Car!" But this guy has great momentum

    The CheesyMangoThe CheesyMango13 күн мурун
  • 😭😭😭😭

    Melissa M - Naturealizta.beautyMelissa M - Naturealizta.beauty13 күн мурун
  • My wife does this to me. He is right. Do the laundry and i will give you some. I be complaining .the whole time while i am loading the machine.!!

    mcronn 100mcronn 10014 күн мурун
  • “I love my kids but if I ain’t have em I ain’t gone be mad” 😂😂😂💀💀

    Mel S.Mel S.14 күн мурун
  • you could open a lot of doors 🤷🏽‍♀️ you got all the keys 🤣🤣🤣

    gabrielle ahsuegabrielle ahsue15 күн мурун
  • That's why side hoes are appreciated 🙏🏾🙏🏾

    Hunnid ProofHunnid Proof15 күн мурун
  • Lol, i feel sorry for the women in his life, sounds like they aren't very satisfied 😂

    Raptor FoxRaptor Fox15 күн мурун
  • If the d*** game on point girls will cancel plans, friends and entire family for some. I've seen it done before.

    Claire HaireClaire Haire15 күн мурун
  • Blood rushes to a Vag when a woman is turned on too, as well as the breasts. This man knows nothing about female anatomy.

    ART BY TALLART BY TALL16 күн мурун
    • It's a joke

      SIR DIXONSIR DIXON4 күн мурун
  • Malik might be on to sum

    WadeWade16 күн мурун
  • This man is a genius 🤣

    navypapercutnavypapercut16 күн мурун
  • Women can fake orgasms, guys can fake love.

    Russell MarshRussell Marsh17 күн мурун
  • Ephesians 4:29

    Jaiden AriasJaiden Arias17 күн мурун
  • Follow the Ten Commandments

    Jaiden AriasJaiden Arias17 күн мурун
  • That was good my brother

    c Dc D17 күн мурун
  • "You could open up a lot of doors, you got all the keys." 😂😂😂

    BeeBee TeeBeeBee Tee17 күн мурун
  • This is so true Malik!!!! 😂😂😂

    BeeBee TeeBeeBee Tee17 күн мурун
  • This is way too funny

    Porpik NalaPorpik Nala17 күн мурун
  • Saying ‘no’ to that scenario at first gives power

    StoneStone17 күн мурун
  • the jacket tho

    unenglishableunenglishable18 күн мурун
  • Yeah, I like his style! 😂😂😂😂

    Courtnae SmithCourtnae Smith18 күн мурун
  • He said they got a hole u can make a deposit all damn day 🤣😂🙂🤣

    Jason-doc- HolidayJason-doc- Holiday19 күн мурун
  • The creativity is Magnificent! These jokes don’t seem stolen!

    Juan GutierrezJuan Gutierrez20 күн мурун
  • Insufficient funds analogy actually made a lot of sense.

    Sugar PlumSugar Plum20 күн мурун
  • I m offended for being a 27 years old virgin and i have lots of expecton.

    Sanjay PanuSanjay Panu20 күн мурун
  • Was trying to go back to sleep but this ful woke my ass up 🤣🤣🤣

    Livn4mscLivn4msc20 күн мурун
  • Hahahahahahaha

    Salsa Atrocities BSalsa Atrocities B21 күн мурун
  • Bs on the title lmfao.

    austin biggsaustin biggs21 күн мурун
  • Why does it look like hes not actually on a stage, his shoes dont match with the floor he just kind of looks like hes floating

    NoodleNoodle21 күн мурун
  • Its our brains that lose the blood for an erection

    Adam MaximusAdam Maximus21 күн мурун
  • Did he say a Doritos bag 😂 bruh crazy

    BB FierceBB Fierce21 күн мурун
  • New HIT..just last night -

    Stephen DavidsonStephen Davidson21 күн мурун
  • He look like a younger big red ( the five heartbeats)

    BrooklynGurlBrooklynGurl22 күн мурун
  • He is not funny to me. Actually this performance is straight up beta behavior! Yuck! This is not normal behavior. Comedian agent in disguise. As I have commonly heard. I rate this act and comedian 0/10 I watched it all. Nope! Word will spread by others. Comedian in the mode of darkness.

    HiddenGem #27HiddenGem #2722 күн мурун
  • You better hurry up my foot going numb 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    Beat Geek MuzicBeat Geek Muzic23 күн мурун
  • I’m laughing and crying at the same time. I’m laughing cause this is straight up hilarious but crying cause it’s so true. Single dad mentality. So glad and thankful I finished college though.

    LoserJ7LoserJ723 күн мурун
  • Dude been doin this for 20 years now 😂😂😂 he always been funny just havent been to lucky

    danielson cruzdanielson cruz24 күн мурун
  • Lol

    Joseph LopezJoseph Lopez24 күн мурун
  • Lmao this was really good - thanks YT for this random recommendation some of the stand ups I’ve seen weren’t great but this was!

    Tyler UziTyler Uzi24 күн мурун
  • Who in the hell cancel plans for puntang, weak ass dude that's who lol

    redpepperdaveredpepperdave24 күн мурун
  • Speak for yourself bro thats ima say because idk who gon see this comment 😂😂

    Marcus XMarcus X26 күн мурун
  • Lmao he was too funny !

    Nicolas H.Nicolas H.26 күн мурун
  • I NEEDED this‼️🤣🤣🤣🤣

    Ty MoniqueTy Monique27 күн мурун
  • This guy is funny man

    Simba MilikiSimba Miliki27 күн мурун
  • Clearly, he is a straight man. A very handsome straight man who doesn't understand the power a dick has over gay men.

    Russell Taylor JohnsonRussell Taylor Johnson28 күн мурун
  • 12 hours, try and match me

    Christopher AmadorChristopher Amador29 күн мурун
  • 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    Doreen MwitiDoreen Mwiti29 күн мурун
  • I appreciate your comedy... it entertained me! Thank you

    Aubrey LovingAubrey LovingАй мурун
  • He's alright s very long road ahead because it's sorta funny not all the way funny

    aklockmannableaklockmannableАй мурун
  • Should've watched this video 1 year and 5 months earlier... Damn!

    Puia SailoPuia SailoАй мурун
  • This guy was on point hahaha

    Cycle And EatCycle And EatАй мурун
  • This is why women should have 2 husbands 😛🙋🏾‍♀️🙋🏾‍♀️

    cherokeewhitemilnercherokeewhitemilnerАй мурун
    • No

      StickySticky25 күн мурун
  • ⚡❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️ Leurs états de santé respectifs les empechent de s'approcher trop pres l'un de l'autre.?? みゃあこさん!ฅ( ̳• ·̫ • ̳ฅ)ニャン ライブ配信の再編ありがとうです!この日のライブ配信は、かならりやばかったですね!1万人を超える人が見ていたもんね(笑)やっぱり人参最高!まさかのカメラ切り忘れでやらかしたのもドキドキでした!今後は気を付けないとね💕💞💞😊😊💕😻😻💕😊😊😊🙂 ug

    Marina KaramoyMarina KaramoyАй мурун
  • Damnit I thought this was Keegan-Michael Key

    ewald humanewald humanАй мурун
    • I thought it was Chris Redd

      Brooke McGeheeBrooke McGeheeАй мурун
  • 😭😭😭

    Brandon ClineBrandon ClineАй мурун
  • Great content

    Fogweet S.AFogweet S.AАй мурун
  • Speak for yourself brotha

    Boe, Thomaszz BillBoe, Thomaszz BillАй мурун
  • This was absolutely hilarious! 😂

    cheeseonyomamacheeseonyomamaАй мурун
  • Man 😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    kiran nikskiran niksАй мурун
  • 😭😭😭

    SirdaddySirdaddyАй мурун
  • Who else is here after seeing Malik on Zooming with the Homies

    Glazed & Smoked FoodsGlazed & Smoked FoodsАй мурун
  • GREAT comical Analogies...and FACTS appreciate IT💯😏

    Enasa JacksonEnasa JacksonАй мурун

    kk skk sАй мурун
  • I watch a lot of comedian clips and there are WAY to many people trying to take the time to dissect what a comedian says and turn it into something it’s not. I could see doing that for talk shows when the hosts blurt out something that just isn’t true, but for comedians? C’mon y’all Side Note: one of the antonyms for joke is “serious”, so if you are taking a comedians jokes seriously.......... 😪

    TY PeaceTY PeaceАй мурун

    Romeo FootlongRomeo FootlongАй мурун
  • This dude was fantastic ! I want to see way more (': !!

    BluBluАй мурун
  • dude spit mad facts lmfaoo we out here putting life on hold so females can bust a few off n still get no thank you lmfaooo

    Galavant Gambit GamingGalavant Gambit GamingАй мурун
  • "Whoever had dick dropped the "ball"." I see what you did there!!😆😆😆😆😆

    Mrs Big Mama YasMrs Big Mama YasАй мурун
  • ♥️😆👏

    Tom ArchibaldTom ArchibaldАй мурун
  • You must suck in bed then lol

    Yautja PrimeYautja PrimeАй мурун
  • 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣i sure need my foot.

    Lucky starrLucky starrАй мурун
  • If you relate to this on your game lol. Either make your D game better or find some better D. 😂

    lei kalei kaАй мурун
  • He set that child support joke up perfectly I didn't see it coming

    Chris JacksonChris JacksonАй мурун
  • I dig the denim jacket.

    Buckshot Loverboy-BlueBuckshot Loverboy-BlueАй мурун
  • It's comedy. It's comedy!

    Rudolph GoliathRudolph GoliathАй мурун
  • @nenyeattah 😂

    Joshua AttahJoshua AttahАй мурун
  • True stories!

    Daniel BungeDaniel BungeАй мурун
  • I'm going to tell her HOLD THAT POSE. I'LL BE BACK AROUND... LATER.

    Jestyon FitzpatrickJestyon FitzpatrickАй мурун
  • You take one I'll take one🤣

    Cynthia ThomasCynthia ThomasАй мурун
  • I laughed so hard at the bank analogy.

    AdalynLeighAdalynLeighАй мурун
  • I was the PRINCE by both parents

    Derrick LopezDerrick LopezАй мурун
  • Her: “You don’t need no condom I’m on the pill.” Him: “Well give me one too, I don’t know how long i’s gonna take for your’s to dissolve!” 😳🤭🤣😂😭

    Lando BeatsLando BeatsАй мурун
  • 😂😂😂

    Shamara HoardShamara HoardАй мурун
  • This dude is hilarious!!!!

    Slique VicSlique VicАй мурун